She ordered a Medalla Light with her lechón asado. He went with a whisky and a lemonade back. The cool mountain breeze felt good against their bare legs.

She playfully tossed her hair and gave him a smile.

The coffee date midweek had gone well even if it was a little rushed and they were both late because of traffic. Adult responsibilities beckoned the following day, so a coffee, a cigarette, and a lingering hug goodbye would be it.

They agreed to leave early in the morning to beat the weekend traffic. No sense in two cars trying to beat traffic, so he had picked her up outside her gym. She was freshly showered and glowing from her morning workout.

The conversation had flowed on the ride up and they were feeling much more comfortable with each other. As he took a sip of his whisky, he summoned up the courage to ask her a question he knew was dangerous. A wrong answer and this was all for naught.

“¿A quién le vas en el Mundial?”

She took a deep pull from her bottle before answering. She also knew the stakes were high. One wrong answer and she couldn’t see herself getting naked in front of him.

“Tu primero.”

She said it in such a coquettish way that he couldn’t help but laugh at how deftly she had dodged the question. Fine. He’s the man anyway.

“Uruguay”

She smiled. It was a good choice. Thank God it wasn’t Argentina!

“¡Muy bien! Yo le voy a Colombia.”

Was she actually Colombian? He subtly adjusted his pants. She continued.

“Pero quién sabe. Hay muchos equipos que pueden ganar.”

He was intrigued. His competitive nature took over

“¿Quieres hacer una apuesta?”

“¿Que tienes en mente?”

“Estoy en una quiniela con unos amigos invisibles donde cada partido que pronosticamos correctamente nos da puntos. ¿Que tal si entras y el que quede con más puntos entre nosotros dos paga la próxima cena?”

She liked a challenge. She already was mentally figuring out which was the best restaurant in San Juan.

“¡Orale pues! ¿Y donde se puede encontrar esta competencia?”

“Se llama: World Cup pool. Vas a:

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/DFO_DOES_FIFA?p=doorfliesopen

Y la password es: doorfliesopen”

“¿Qué es eso de ‘doorfliesopen’?”

He didn’t want reveal all his cards too quickly. There needs to be some mystery…

“Si te portas bien, te diré.”

She raised her beer and made furious eye contact.

He grabbed his whiskey. They clinked and drank. The lechón arrived and they dug in…

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

End of third quarter.

I’ve gotta call it a night.

Mr. Ayo

Just reminded I was born 6 decades ago.

On the bright side I’ll only turn 50 this year.

Also, still awake.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you also watching the footy?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Half time and I’m still awake

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quarter time and I’m still awake

litre_cola

Am listening to Tool

10 000 Days is a masterpiece(the album)

Mr. Ayo

Double shot. Tool and 1999. Wish I was there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9kagMeKtVI

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, I’m still up, so might as well watch GWS v Melbourne in 15 minutes….

rockingdog

Feels like 1999! 🏀

Cue the music! 🎶

That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wonder if I could do a “Bath Time” themed Request Line. This song, “Tiny Bubbles”…I’ll jot it down.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And you were doing so well…

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Never forget E-Z-E. This from 1993 but it fits today’s themes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA

Mr. Ayo

And let’s leap all the way to 1994!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvaP86BzCc

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Top 10 soundtrack.

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How is NBK allowed and this isn’t?

Folks, is heroin better for our children than murder?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I still bust out Surrender when swimming.

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Mr. Ayo

To be fair, even this is more subdued than the actual game day sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M5nat8OoPk

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Dr. Mrs. is out of town and the Dr. Mrs.-in-Law stayed up too late for me to get drunk and watch a movie (“In and Of Itself” was the plan) so I’m going to do something I haven’t done in ages: bring a glass of bourbon up to bed and read.

Currently reading:

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2Pack

Thanks Brother great story to follow on our weekends.

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yeah right

Quick pizza question.

How do you feel about a big puffy dough on your pizza?

It pisses me off because that’s cheating.
You’re not giving me that middle of the pizza cheesy, meaty goodness.

Your giving me a paper towel to chew through.

I don’t give a fuck how long you fermented your dough I didn’t ask for a goddamn biscuit!

Flatten that dough and we’ll talk.

Sharkbait

Flat dough is superior. Granted I’m New Haven/New York adjacent so my opinion may be biased.

Mr. Ayo

You are correct.

Between this night’s hard court fixture and your post I’m now missing my favoUrite pizza joint in Manhattan called Kornets. $2 slices that kept me alive while trying to survive matriculating at Columbia.

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2Pack

Thin crust for me. The thicker “Napoli” style is pretty popular, and great on occasions, but I’m a in it for the toppings guy too.

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For me?

If you toss a single crust, a single shred into the trash?

That pizza failed.

That’s what we call a lack of structurally integrity.

Back to the drawing board people.

yeah right

Not sure about that carnage but if that salsa verde is any indication I’ve found a meat store.

That may be the best salsa verde I’ve ever had.

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300 Main Street Los Angeles
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Sharkbait

That place looks fun.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hells yeah. I’m gonna go to Carl’s Jr. and get me some celebration burgers.

Senor Weaselo

Some would say it’s the first time in history that the NBA Finals is a rematch of the NBA Cup final.

Fuck it then, let’s get the Double.

yeah right

Let’s go Knicks!

rockingdog

Vassal with the slam at the end!!! 💪💯

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The NBA: IT’S FEUDALISTIC!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So long Caruso and Dort. Dirty cheap-shot artists. Dirtier than the dirty-ass water in Galveston.

Any lingering disappointment about the result of this morning’s fútbol just went up in smoke. Thank you, Spurs.

rockingdog

Fckin FOX! 🦊

So psyched he’s on this team!

This Finals gonna be ROCKING!!!!! 💪

Mr. Ayo

Hahaha! Eat the biggest pile of shit Clay Bennett. And hopefully it’ll take you several years to get through that pile while your stolen team sucks ass.

SonOfSpam

Good for the Spur Posse (where all my 90s LBC peeps at?) and I wonder if Wemby vs the long-suffering Knicks storyline will be dead-horse beaten long before Game 1.

Senor Weaselo

We want revenge for ’99.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hell yeah. I still remember reading a Joan Didion article on those creeps.

rockingdog

Harper 3!!!! 👏

rockingdog

Hornet Kornet block was LEGIT!! 💪

rockingdog

Harper cleaning up! 👏💯

Spurs lead by 11!!!! LFG!!!

rockingdog

Keldon Johnson!!!!!!! Let’s goooo!!!!

rockingdog

Fox gotta keep hitting those 3’s if Supra gonna pull this…

Also Wemby 3s are ROCKINGGGG!!! LFG!!!

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I majored in Dumb.

I got a B.

Bogdanski

¿When are they gonna get to the biblioteca?
https://youtu.be/CFBmIwlrPdY?si=OPYHtJ5cr8LhJsL1

rockingdog

Found a funny:

having two French Dips in a day is called dejau jus

rockingdog

Game 7
Hope the Spurs pull this out & get the W

That would be ROCKINGGGG!!!! 🏀

Any chance we’ll have DFO boots on the ground in NYC for the finals? ??🍎

SonOfSpam

If there’s one thing I know about Weaselo, it’s that money is no object to him, and he would not miss an opportunity to rub elbows with Spike Lee.

*I may not actually know anything about Weaselo.

**Plays the cello, enjoys Del Taco Mild Sauce?

Senor Weaselo

Uh, not from the Garden.

Maybe from outside if they win it.

Sharkbait

C’mon. You have two kidneys. You can sell one for 300 level seats behind the bridges

SonOfSpam

I dunno man, you seen his kidneys?

The right one is barely worth a regular season ticket, and don’t get me started on the left one.

Mr. Ayo

I’m sure you know someone that can lend you 10k for a seat

rockingdog

Just party at some random Knicks bar 🏀

That would be Rocking

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Senor Weaselo

We went to The Pony Bar (75th and 1st) for Game 3, but let’s be real, right now, every bar in the city is a Knicks bar.

Sharkbait

Oh shit I was just there the last time I was in the city. That’s a great spot.

Sharkbait

Pardon my tardiness for this one but:

Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that.

Carry on.

Don T

If she’s game for lechón AND roots for Colombia, might require pants adjustment + crossing the leg. Just thinking about it overwhelms the crotch.

Senor Weaselo

Is this the sickos watching the Weastern Conference Finals and hoping for 12 overtimes, bench-clearing brawls, locker-room-clearing brawls, and the like?

Mr. Ayo

I subscribed to the Spurs denounement ceremony but I’m not sure I turned up in the right spot.

WCS

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/person-killed-after-dirt-bike-collides-with-pittsburgh-regional-transit-bus-officials-say/D7FZ2JSTAVETDMIABYUC7PR6YQ/

This is why dirtbikes aren’t allowed on city streets.
This happens two or three times every spring and summer. Maybe it’s an old man yells at cloud moment, but people under 16 should not have dirtbikes.

EDIT: It’s not in the article, but I can confirm the bus had the right-of-way at a green light. The rider blew through a red.

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Jimbo

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SonOfSpam

I hope they at least screw in American

Don T

Might. I have heard great things about house-on-fire sex 🤪

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just needed to translate the first one to get started, and got the rest clean. Thanks for the practice!

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