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Sexy Friday – 20260731
TGIF! Folks complain there is a dearth of sporting contests occurring right now and I have to disagree. We have dirt ball, ladies hard…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 20 Recap!
We’re almost at the end of the regular season. Who is in good shape and who isn’t? Let’s find out! *** The AFL Ladder…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-6
Yes, this bit is BACK! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, newly-appointed COMMISSIONER of…
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Sexy Friday – 20260724
TGIF! Well then, time to catch up on other stuff is upon us. Well not me, I’m too busy watching bike racing and car…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 18 Recap!
Holy shit, it’s Round 19 already! Time really flies. How did the teams do? Let’s find out! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 19…
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World Cup Saturday Night #6!
We are down to the end. It’s a reminder that not all good things last but remember that bad things don’t last either. I…
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Sexy Friday – 20260717
TGIF! I don’t have anything else to add. Probably because I’ve been drinking all day and can’t remember anything, but it could also be…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 18 Recap!
We are getting close to the end of the regular season. Who is in a good position and who is not? Let’s find out!…
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World Cup Saturday Night #5!
We are down to the last quarterfinal game of the week. Earlier, France beat Morocco, Spain beat Belgium, and Norway played England this morning.…
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Sexy Friday – 20260710
TGIF! Hey admins, there’s a new WordPress available. Can’t possibly be worse, right? Haha, just kidding, I’m catching up on the Tour De France…