Your “Oh Gawd! I Can’t Feel My Eyes!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Thread

The football. It burns! But in a good way. There's still more to come. TO THE GAMES! Saints/Ravens: For the seeming twenty-eleventh year in a row, Baltimore has thrown together a magnificent smash-your-teeth-in defense that takes no prisoners. It's the sort of unit that had very little trouble white-washing the Titans last

Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares

After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They've been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and tied against the freaking Browns. THE BEN has either been the probable Hall-Of-Famer he most likely is on good days, and looking more like Nate Peterman on

Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has had the benefit of iffy ref calls for more than a decade now. The team that has an owner that has more than doubled his significant

Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mnw9uiYggU Some days, you just don't give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxvT8KKdFw Tonight's sports: NHL: Leafs at Capitals - 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN Canucks

Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread

I've been away for a coupla weeks.  Yet I still really don't know what to talk about this week. I'm writing this early because there's another hurricane 'gon roll up this way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs And I fully expect to lose electricity, internet and phone.  Again.  The last of which might be a blessing, actually. I