OH WE GON DRANK – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Sexy Friday – 20260828

TGIF! JV football is back for Week 0! Although there are way too many games to call it that anymore. Also, the last preseason…

Happy Friday! Finally a somewhat calm week. It especially helped that I’m still down the Cape, which is by default a relaxing place for…

This place is like no other. We embrace this football slop. Well, it would seem that we’ll get a peek at some starters for…

Hey. 2025 Season In Review Pre-season prediction: 8-9 Second in the AFC South. 2 chances to snag a Wildcard berth; Slim and None,…

Look at that scrappy little fella up there with The Cheesecake Factory menu of playcalls. Anyone remember Ben McAdoo? I really wanted to find…

WE are doing this because WE promised to do 3 previews pantsless. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO…

TGIF! Preseason is well underway. You only need to look at the long list of injuries that are piling up at alarming rates. Just…

Holy damn what I week. I feel like I’ve been saying that a lot lately, but it’s true. But thankfully things should be calming…

He’s here! -I would like to note that one dumb putz wrote a headline something like, “Donald Works Out For Rams A Second Time”.…

WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…