Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview

Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking out the sun.   What greater metaphor for the 2017 Bears Football Season than that?!  Abandon all hope ye who enter this season as Bears fans. In these

TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa - Get it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJzZho1TS9U - So, it probably isn't too difficult to figure out this week's theme.  But I'm still not telling you yet. But here's a "hint". - I enjoy reading for pleasure.  Unfortunately, I don't have much

Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview

So, this feels appropriate.  Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 21

You know, every once in a while something happens that melts my cynical dark heart and gives me joy.  This weekend brought me two of those things.  Only one is AFL-related.  The other was that I was able to get a parking spot ON THE STREET literally five feet from

TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch.  If you didn't take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing?  Yes.  But we'll get to that, I promise.  First, some final business.... - Sexy Friday has been on a bit of a non-hiatus-hiatus, in a manner of speaking, for the

We aren’t in Le-High anymore.

Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep. LITRE COLA :I guess

Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread

  I don't really have anything to add. There's no "NFL Notes" today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because it's a holiday and I didn't feel like putting in much effort, like Mark Sanchez. I did put more effort into crushing beers, like Matt Leinart. But I

TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

No, I'm not planning on linking that song.  You're welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you'll probably hate...sorry, not sorry) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA - So what should we talk about?  Nothing?  I couldn't agree more.  The less I talk the better.  I'm confident you agree. Here, have another coupla songs about