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  • It’s All About The Hockey, Isn’t It? A Monday Night Open Thread

    It’s All About The Hockey, Isn’t It? A Monday Night Open Thread

    April 20, 2026

    Well, personally it’s all about Manchester City (barely) taking care of business as well. And some other things but we’ll get to that. Horatio…

  • Sexy Friday – 20260417

    Sexy Friday – 20260417

    April 17, 2026

    TGIF! This is the last reminder that our Sunday Gravy substitute chef needs to get their shit together and write a post with pictures.…

  • Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: It Was the Dukes! It Was the Dukes!

    Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: It Was the Dukes! It Was the Dukes!

    April 17, 2026

    Hello and happy Friday once again. We’re staying in England again this week. I’m attempting the famous Dukes Vesper martini at home! I specifically…

  • Your “Calm Before The (Playoff Hockey) Storm” Open Thread

    Your “Calm Before The (Playoff Hockey) Storm” Open Thread

    April 16, 2026

    It’s time to feel the jolt of driving a motorcycle off a helicopter while high on cocaine again. I can’t recall who originally said…

  • A Scattered Monday Night Open Thread

    A Scattered Monday Night Open Thread

    April 13, 2026

    I’m all over the sports landscape because the NFL is offering so little. A reminder to folks (and to Horatio) that a week from…

  • Sexy Friday – 20260410

    Sexy Friday – 20260410

    April 10, 2026

    TGIF! Happy splashdown day! Word Count Filler Time Speaking of words, let’s study origin of words, or as some say the etymology of words.…

  • Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Stare and Compare

    Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Stare and Compare

    April 10, 2026

    Hello friends! (That’s how we greet each other since it’s Masters week right?) You join me on what is a very happy day. Today…

  • The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread

    The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread

    April 9, 2026

    Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…

  • It’s All About The “B” Tonight-Your Monday Evening Open Thread

    It’s All About The “B” Tonight-Your Monday Evening Open Thread

    April 6, 2026

    Basketball that is, but you knew that. This despite the fact that the Senators are in the last wild card spot, are on a…

  • Sexy Friday – 20260403

    Sexy Friday – 20260403

    April 3, 2026

    TGIF! And what a good Friday it is. Enjoy all the JV hardwood ball. Word Count Filler Time Good Friday? Let’s talk about death!…

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