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Sexy Friday – 20260814
TGIF! Preseason football is on, so let’s keep this short and sweet. Word Count Filler Time First, the short part. Did you know Disney…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: New Old Fashioned
Ugh what a week. It’s been crazy at work, and I’m just drained by the end of the day. No witty intro this week.…
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Too Much, Too Soon? A Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s been quite some time since last we saw six tilts in the same-ish slot. Is anyone nervous that they’ll implode from sheer joy?…
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Nearer My Football To Thee
Both kinds! We’ll have the American sort soon enough and if memory serves the EPL even sooner. I could in theory look it up…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-8
WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…
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Sexy Friday – 20260807
TGIF! That methadone hit yesterday was great! Or so I was told. I don’t mess with preseason football except reading about it from folks…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again?
Why? Why does technology hate me? I was off yesterday and today, and my plans for day 1 of this 4 day weekend went…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-7
WE are in August, people! The off-season is almost over. As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer…
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Sexy Friday – 20260731
TGIF! Folks complain there is a dearth of sporting contests occurring right now and I have to disagree. We have dirt ball, ladies hard…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Pure Poetry
Happy Friday! Thankfully my week has returned to somewhat normal after the last two weeks of 7am trainings. All I need to do now…