Well that was fun wasn't it? Today marks the beginning of what I call "The Grind." Holidays are over. You've consumed approximately 12,000,000 calories over the last week and the next holiday is a long fucking way off. Back to work, fuckos! Are you the type of person who makes New Years resolutions?
I have been informed, condescendingly, that New Year’s is the only holiday about flipping the calendar. Yeah OK; going from December 31 to January 1 pales in significance to flipping the narrative (Columbus Day), flipping off the calendar (Pats at home in AFC Championship), and Everybody Better Love Jesus Day
Naw, I don't think so-it's already been done by Shakey The Sphere and that was some time ago. Let's compare each of these games (many of which are...hold onto your barnacles...completely irrelevant!) to say, an offering at a buffet-style restaurant or a meal/snack I enjoyed as a child. What's that? Did
NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use holiday music plays softly in the background. The camera stops on the only illuminated desk, where an extremely pale but handsome young man in a Santa hat
Whine/Rant Alert: Okay, there's a bunch of sports-hungry folks that have the day off today. Imagine them (me) sitting down in front of the tube, ready to drink in the puck/football/curling stone/basketball/shuttlecock/sheep's head/Quaffle and Thunderball action with their oh-so thirsty eyes and there's...nothing. Hey NBA, college football, college basketball, NHL, EPL,
Has the playoff picture become clearer after the noon-ish tilts? I'm guessing that the answer is, if not 'no', then 'kinda'. Well, get thee ready for some more jockeying... TO THE GAMES! Rams/Cards: Of course there are some teams doing other things. Arizona, for example is focusing on giving some of their young
Let's dig in right away shall we? I'm running late. TO THE GAMES! Bengalis/Brownies: Cincy is without both wr's Green and Boyd so if you've got notion to go in motion with Mixon, follow it through. Also, Cleveland have dramatically increased their Chubb usage (a bit too late, but whatever) so he's a