In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Dr. Leonard McCoy, thrown back in time to the 1980s, tells a contemporary materials engineer that, if he accepts Montgomery Scott's detailed formula for transparent aluminum, he will be (in the words of 18th-century playwright Edward Moore) "rich beyond the dreams of avarice." There's
Well it is my turn in the King Hippo-less rotation so shall we see what is going on in the EPL this morning?
Oh lord please let it be an international break.
Everyone has always qualified for Russiya 2018 so it can’t be that.
Oh no, it is FA
It's been "interesting" around DFO this week. Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood.
King Hippo was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us. Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you
If I ever tell you there are two kinds of beer I love, I'm bullshitting you. There are a million kinds of beer I love. There's not a BJCP-certified style out there that hasn't produced at least one beer I thought was amazing, and as for off-style beers, well, I
Don't get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I'm all for it. What else do I be thinking? To know that we must go... TO THE GAME!
At long last more than a few denizens of The City of Brotherly Love will
Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I'm not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that's last night's chili talking, I've no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Some football fans
BeerGuyRob's. That's who (Whose? Whom? Whut?).
Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he'd rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go watch wrasslin'.
I mean whut's up with this, Canadia?????
But OK. Fine. I get it. Trim and fit bodies in tights. And a little sweaty. And slapping up against
It's Been A While, Eh?
Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven't seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But if you've been reading along faithfully on Fridays recently, then you already know I stepped away from the controls here for the past few weeks.
First and foremost,
Championship weekend is here!
Before getting started let's address the obvious.
Trust me I watched every replay and this was definitely the best angle. Turn the volume up for this one. Having been to US Bank Stadium I can testify that it is loud during a regular season game I can't imagine
Hey guys! Remember me? It's make it snow, the beer guy! No, not that beer guy. The alot of beer. Circumstances have conspired -- specifically, they've conspired with my innate laziness -- to keep me away for some time now. A lot's changed, but perhaps most importantly, I'm in Denver
[can't think of anything to say] Intros are for suckers... TO THE GAME!
Taking a look at this game I was reminded of an old Bart Simpson quote which goes something like, "Smashee, smashee". Yeah, this one is gonna be a battle of physical and mental wills and no matter the
A hale and hearty "Hullo!" to all my fellow pigskin huffers. Boy, did you ever hunker down to the funkiest spot on the net for the football watching. Say, here's a trivia query: "When was the last time the overall #1 seed was a home dog?" No googling! If memory