Don't stare at that banner image up there too long. Because you can't have her. But we'll get to that.
Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs...
Yes, a good portion of last week's TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask?
And we lost anyway. Meh.
But this week, we're
I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. I'll tell you why but first I think we need to give a round of applause to all the dickbags that provided summer (ie., 'unfootball') time content on this here football-centric blog. Y'all did yeoman's work to keep us engaged and
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write "concurring opinions" where they agree with the ultimate result (or dissent) but disagree with the reasoning. Commissioner Goodell is either a moron or a troll genius. He bungled the Ezekiel Elliot situation so badly
JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!!
Hope you like that banner image. We'll get back to that but....
First, Some Business (again)
I'm by no means a FF expert. I did it once, and I sucked at it. But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass
Holy shit, you guys, I can't remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since... well, certainly since the expiration date on my collectable box of Flutie Flakes!
Yes, it's been a long playoff drought. The Drought can now legally drive and get
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).
The premise of this column is that I am a lawyer who excels at playing fantasy football. Please write to me to ask me your most insane
Scene begins with a view of worn down home in Vancouver. Is it a crack shack or a mansion? nobody knows. The door opens, to reveal Wakezilla wearing a white Cam Wake jersey and no pants. He waves to the camera and signals for the camera crew to come in
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below.
…Sure. Let's go with that.
In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his
Well, it's just about that time again folks. Time to resign yourself to the fact that you frittered away yet another weekend doing not much of anything. Time to think about the coming work week and the varied and sundry stresses that that entails. [shoulders droop] But wait. [dawning realization...]
Shall we call it a double-header? Let's. Starved as I am for competitive football, I'll take a 'first half and a bit' of starters against starters for the only time until the regular season. I do hope that those of you affected by the hurricane are ensconced somewhere with loved
Blake was down for the count. We saw it. He was never gonna get back up. Not against The Smirkinator. But lo and behold, he put up some adequate numbers against a second-team D on Thursday night and that was all the Jags braintrust needed to see to make their
First, Some Business
The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. So get your sorry butts in there and play with us. So to speak.
The group name is DFO Crack Suicide Squad and it is a public league.