TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Don't stare at that banner image up there too long.  Because you can't have her.  But we'll get to that. Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs...   https://doorfliesopen.com/2017/09/01/tgisf-18/ Yes, a good portion of last week's TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask? And we lost anyway.  Meh. But this week, we're

The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write "concurring opinions" where they agree with the ultimate result (or dissent) but disagree with the reasoning.  Commissioner Goodell is either a moron or a troll genius.  He bungled the Ezekiel Elliot situation so badly

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image.  We'll get back to that but.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI - First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I'm by no means a FF expert.  I did it once, and I sucked at it.  But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass

HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!

Holy shit, you guys, I can't remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since... well, certainly since the expiration date on my collectable box of Flutie Flakes! Yes, it's been a long playoff drought. The Drought can now legally drive and get

I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page). The premise of this column is that I am a lawyer who excels at playing fantasy football.  Please write to me to ask me your most insane

Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview

Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8 …Sure. Let's go with that. In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his

TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread

First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season.  So get your sorry butts in there and play with us.  So to speak. The group name is DFO Crack Suicide Squad and it is a public league.