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Your “I Don’t Like Mondays” Open Thread
I’m not talking about the song, I’m talking about getting absolutely snowed under. The snow was up to my waist, bears and deer were…
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Sexy Friday – 20260313
TGIF! It’s Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week, On The Road: Manhattan in Manhattan
Happy Friday! I’m presenting this week’s drink from a hotel bar in New York City. Dad Sharkbait is in town for a work trip…
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Your “Working In A Coal Mine” Thursday Open Thread
I mention the song because the line, “I am so tired!” really fits the bill these days. Retirement is on the horizon but the…
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Your Free Agency Update Open Thread
Look at that totally expected/labored Bowie reference! A shoutout to Horatio, his feelings about Don T’s writing aside, he knocked it out of the…
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Sexy Friday – 20260306
TGIF! This is late, but I’m blaming the hamsters running this site for not keeping it online today when I was awake. Word Count…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Alaska Experiment
Happy Friday, and NHL trade deadline day to those who celebrate! I’ll be glued to TSN all day waiting to see the underwhelming returns…
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Your “A Face Only A Mother Could Love” Thursday Night Open Thread
They breed ’em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren’t getting better.…
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Sexy Friday – 20260227
TGIF! I got nothing to add. My brain is fried from a very stressful week of work. Haven’t been able to sleep and trying…
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