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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…
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Sexy Friday – 20260515
TGIF! No ice sports tonight, so it’s all hardwood entertainment for your sports viewing. I’ll be watching something else. Or napping. Also, just found…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: You Put the Lime in the…Gin?
Happy Friday people. We’re going back to the Martini cocktail book this week. I’ve been sitting on a lime martini for a while now,…
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It’s Sked Release Day! Oh Frabjous Joy!
Ok, c’mon. Frabjous didn’t trigger the spellchecker thingy? What’s going on around here? Moving on, I don’t think the NFL is remotely close to…
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Sexy Friday – 20260508
TGIF! I’m prepping for my track day, so let’s get this over with so I can get my beauty sleep and not kill myself…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Experiment
Happy Friday and welcome back. Building off of last week’s Gibson, we come to the experiment I talked about. I found this drink re-posted…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
When does that World Cup start? My boys are out of the NHL playdowns, the NBA is barely watchable to me because I can’t…
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Sexy Friday – 20260501
TGIF! Happy May Day to all who celebrate. Though, the real holiday is Cinco De ME. I mean, Mayo. Anyway, we’re mainlining playoff hockey…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Laying The Groundwork
I’m Back this week! Well, back in the sense that I’m back at home, and back and armed with a tasty beverage. So this…
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More Draft Fallout: I Wasn’t Finished Yet
Look at us, we’re mere hours away from the weekend when we can let out our pants and let in some nachos, or other…