Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: So Tired

Happy long weekend Friday everybody! This is gonna be a shorter post this week. I usually write these on Thursdays, and set it to run Friday morning. However, last night I just couldn’t bring myself to mix and write. I’ve got a good reason at least! Dad Sharkbait was in New York for the week on a work trip and I came down on Wednesday to meet him and another mutual work friend for a dinner. The one downside to this kind of trip is that it occurred at the last minute, and in order to not pay exorbitant train fares, I ended up returning on the 5:27 train out of New York. Which meant a 4am wakeup. Though that did not stop me from going out with my dad to meet some other people at a bar, as well as a rendezvous with Senor until about midnight.

Suffice it to say, I was beat by Thursday evening when I usually sit, and write. So I punted to this morning and I’m having an Irish (Mexican?) coffee. Just Kahlua and coffee, and some whipped cream because why not?

Easy, delicious, and a great start to a holiday weekend. It’s been a long time since I’ve had one of these. In fact I was rather surprised to even see some Kahlua in the cabinet. I added 2 ounces to my mug. Of which I don’t know how much coffee I put in there. Probably 7 oz? 8?

Man I really am phoning this one in this week aren’t I?

Oh well. The trip was worth it. I powered through the working day, still made dinner for the family and basically collapsed on the couch after the kids went to bed. Cocktailing was never realistically gonna happen. Despite a really strong temptation after finishing Taskmaster. I think I made the right call. The post would have been sub par, and plus I get to start the day with a drink now! I’ll call that a win. Back to normal next week. Enjoy the weekend.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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An American, waiting for Chinese takeaway, in Italy.

Doesn’t get much more multicultural than that folks.

Ciao tutti.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You could have a Brazilian on your arm? Or maybe you could be on your way to get a Brazilian?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Get the pitchforks ready: I don’t like coffee

Doktor Zymm

And I don’t like hot chocolate, but I do like whipped cream on top of hot drinks. Or on top of ice cream. Or just by itself with a tiny bit of mint schnapps drizzled on it. I should go to the grocery store.

yeah right

The former missus loved her Kahlua.

Have you tried Jamaican rum cream? It’s like Baileys but with rum and holy shit is it delicious.
Brought back two bottles from Jamaica.

Plus a bottle of over proof rum to help with some paint removing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you had “Tulsi Gabbard” as the next cabinet member to get thrown overboard please head to Kalshi to collect your winnings.

Horatio Cornblower

Wait, literally?

Because that would be awesome.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, it’s definitely not awesome that her husband has bone cancer, but it would have been awesome if they’d thrown her ass overboard from a cruise ship, preferably one riddled with hantavirus.

blaxabbath

If this bone cancer battle goes as well as the Epstein War, then I’m sure that guy will be dead before gas is $6.50/gal.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I should start a website called “soulbet.com” where you bet on something and if you win I send you $5 and if you lose I win your immortal soul. By the time I’ve paid out $20 I’ll have collected four or five immortal souls which I would think is enough to leverage into a few decent crossroads deals with Nick Saban.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that the sequel to Soul Plane?

Doktor Zymm

I have a bunch of souls I traded for candy in high school if you want a couple

Gatoraids

Cheers, just add some sprinkles and you’re good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWv4GWTKbk8

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually thought about making a black russian in tribute to tWBS the other night. We have kahlua but the only time it really gets used is when the Dr. Mrs. makes brownies.

Horatio Cornblower

If you can’t mail something in the Friday before Memorial Day weekend, when can you mail it in?

/mows lawn in an alternating circle/hexagon design, and not on purpose either.

Anyway, I’m putting in a half-day today and then I am going to take off and start enjoying my long weekend travel an hour each way for a family dinner for my mother’s birthday and then spend part of the weekend going through 7″ (Deanna Favre salivates) of medical records, (Deanna Favre kicks multiple holes in the drywall) of medical records for a binding arbitration but it’s cool because Saturday and Sunday are going to be washouts anyway and never, ever, ever, ever go to law school.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…never, ever, ever, ever go to law school.

This is superb advice. Why pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a formal education when you can just become a “law influencer” on TikTok instead?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or if you need that lesson in song:

https://youtu.be/Xs-UEqJ85KE?si=n0yqQFrK946CzXgy

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