As you may recall, I checked out on the NFL last year. The initial draft of this preview, (which I was going to pass on to another Cowboys fan this year, but the only person who stepped up was an Eagles fan, and while I would dearly like to step
FIFA Rank: 1st! That's really good!
World Cup Group: It doesn't matter, (but Group F), because they'd storm any group like it was Poland in 1939.
Hey, How'd They Get Here?: They beat the shit out of everyone in their European qualifying group, winning all 10 games and scoring 4+ goals a game. They
FIFA Rank: 35th. That's...well, that's a number inn'it?
World Cup Group: Group E.
Hey, How'd They Get Here?: They beat Georgia, (Hey, did you know it's a country and a state? What a world!) by one goal to clinch a spot. While it sounds like they just squeaked in, they did come out of
FIFA Rank: 6th! That's good!
World Cup Group: The one with Brazil! (Group E) That's bad!
Hey, How'd They Get Here?: They finished second in the their European qualifying division, defeating Northern Ireland on a controversial penalty kick for a handball that never touched the Irish guy's hand. That said, the Swiss
You may recall that I did two of these last year, and, for some reason, another version this year that I posted on March 26th. That's a month before the actual draft. I swore I wouldn't do another, because these are actually a lot of work and I don't
(Never gonna get tired of that shot)
You may recall my mock drafts from last year. I did two versions, with the second going up the night of the first round. I started off 4-for-4, (in terms of the right player going to the right team; I did not call the
POINT: ELI'S BENCHING IS A LOW POINT FOR THE BEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE EVER
By Paul From Staten Island
I've been a fan of the New York Giants ever since I can remember, although admittedly my memory has been rusty since I saw that one guy, you know who, doing that one
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended
Typical Cowboys Fan: "What the fucking fuck just happened!?"
Rational Cowboys Fan: "Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six games of the season."
TCF: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???
RCF: The official reason is that he violated the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy.
TCF: What the fuck does that even fucking mean!?"
2016 was a fantastic year for Ol' Double J's squad of plucky heroes. After the 2015 4-12 debacle they added a new RB in Ezekiel Elliott, who ran roughshod over the league to the tune of 1,600+ yards, 15 TDs and more reps of that goddamn "feed me" motion
I was going to try to put together a mock draft for Rounds 2-3 but then I realized that doing that would be A LOT of work and I didn't want to. So I rang the alarm bell at the DFO clubhouse and called in some reinforcements. The following, pictured
As you may recall about a month ago I put together a somewhat researched mock draft, doing the best I could with several hours of research and writing and stuff. It was actually a fair amount of work and gave me a new appreciation for all the work that the