Welcome to The Meh: The 2018 Cowboys At The Bye

Can't blame dez for this one, JJ

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?  3-4, tied for 2nd, (or 3rd, if you're a glass half-empty sort), with the way too hungover Eagles. WHERE SHOULD THEY BE?  That's probably about where they should be, although they've taken an interesting route to get there.   They lost to the Carolina Panthers in Week 1,

World Cup 2018: Germany

FIFA Rank:  1st!  That's really good! World Cup Group:  It doesn't matter, (but Group F), because they'd storm any group like it was Poland in 1939. Hey, How'd They Get Here?:  They beat the shit out of everyone in their European qualifying group, winning all 10 games and scoring 4+ goals a game.  They

World Cup 2018: Serbia

FIFA Rank:  35th.  That's...well, that's a number inn'it? World Cup Group:  Group E. Hey, How'd They Get Here?:  They beat Georgia, (Hey, did you know it's a country and a state? What a world!) by one goal to clinch a spot.  While it sounds like they just squeaked in, they did come out of

World Cup 2018: Switzerland

FIFA Rank:  6th!  That's good! World Cup Group:  The one with Brazil! (Group E)  That's bad! Hey, How'd They Get Here?:  They finished second in the their European qualifying division, defeating Northern Ireland on a controversial penalty kick for a handball that never touched the Irish guy's hand.  That said, the Swiss

POINT/COUNTERPOINT: ELI MANNING’S BENCHING

  POINT:  ELI'S BENCHING IS A LOW POINT FOR THE BEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE EVER By Paul From Staten Island I've been a fan of the New York Giants ever since I can remember, although admittedly my memory has been rusty since I saw that one guy, you know who, doing that one

Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!

Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones.  Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended

“This Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Dallas Since 1963”-A Post-Suspension Conversation With A Rational Cowboys Fan

Typical Cowboys Fan:  "What the fucking fuck just happened!?" Rational Cowboys Fan:  "Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six games of the season." TCF:  "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!??? RCF:  The official reason is that he violated the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy. TCF:  What the fuck does that even fucking mean!?" RCF:  The