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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well That’s Just Evil!
Guten tag drones. Still on vacation this week. Will I go back after a full two weeks off? Who knows! My health insurance needs…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: F**k It, I’m Out
Guten Tag, drones. As you read this I am, assuming nothing’s gone horribly wrong, sound asleep in a hotel room in Montreal. I am…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait Until Your Father Gets Home!
Guten tag, drones. As I write this Father’s Day is winding down. I spent it “hiking” with my father, who is in his mid-80’s…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Steal This Draft!
Guten Tag, drones. This week, inspired by the recent Sunday Gravys featuring all that art, we’re going to be drafting heists. No, these drafts…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Capitalize On This!
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s pick comes from the list of ideas I compiled during the season, either from my won random musings or,…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Let’s Run It Again
Guten Tag, drones. For this week’s draft we reach into the Grab BagO’ Suggested Topics and find one from frequent contributor and vacuum-adjacent enthusiast…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Lookin’ For A Fight?
Guten Tag drones! Today in the declining democracy that is America, we celebrate Memorial Day. Memorial Day is the day set aside for otherwise…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get In Loser, We’re Going Wayback
Guten Tag drones. Finally had a weekend without work or social obligations, so I was outside getting dirty trying to get the yard clean.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Come Sail Away
Guten Tag, drones. It’s not that I forgot about the draft until right now, it’s that I’ve been swamped with other things, including walking…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man
Guten Tag drones, and welcome to May. All month, too. Hopefully it will start to warm up around here soon. I am getting well…