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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Let’s Run It Again
Guten Tag, drones. For this week’s draft we reach into the Grab BagO’ Suggested Topics and find one from frequent contributor and vacuum-adjacent enthusiast…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Lookin’ For A Fight?
Guten Tag drones! Today in the declining democracy that is America, we celebrate Memorial Day. Memorial Day is the day set aside for otherwise…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get In Loser, We’re Going Wayback
Guten Tag drones. Finally had a weekend without work or social obligations, so I was outside getting dirty trying to get the yard clean.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Come Sail Away
Guten Tag, drones. It’s not that I forgot about the draft until right now, it’s that I’ve been swamped with other things, including walking…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man
Guten Tag drones, and welcome to May. All month, too. Hopefully it will start to warm up around here soon. I am getting well…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: That’s Not A Black Cat, Is It?
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from the Hobo No-Go Zones of Northern Ontario and frequent contributor Scotchnaut. At some point in the…
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Horatio’s Big Stupid Mock Draft: V2.0 Electric Boogaloo
It’s here folks, the second or third holiest day in the DFO Pantheon of Holy Days, (depending on how one feels about Opening Weekend;…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You’re Money’s No Good Here
Guten Tag, drones. Today’s topic comes courtesy of the WEEI’s ‘Jones & Keefe Show,’ which runs from 10-2 weekdays and is a welcome relief…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Black Widows!
Guten Tag drones! I went into my notes for this week’s topic and found that, at some point during the off-season, I had scribbled…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Didn’t See That Coming!
Guten Tag, drones. Tonight, the most glorious Fightin’ Horatios, Men’s NetBall Division, go for their third NCAA championship in the last four years, which…