2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Ice Milk Eight, Day 1

Welcome to the Ice Milk Eight, sponsored by Flanders' Unflavored Non-Fat Ice Milk! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bj3o1 Don't be swayed by pretenders! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0 Which is apparently a thing now, it's a brand of organic, uh, milk substitutes? I'm not using the term "nut juice," but, yes. That. We have the semifinal results in the BLEERGH Region, to see

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 3

We enter the final week of this shindig, and that's the interesting week where it gets good because there's championships and stuff to be won. At this point there are 12 entries left after the first two days of matchups. Bring out the entries! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 Okay, maybe a little less circus-y. Can

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 2

Let's just run down the rest of the second round results before we get to today's Saucy 16 action. Of course, the Saucy 16 is sponsored by Senor's House of Pain: New episodes coming this April! Fuck, we've already gone corporate. Welp, let's get through these. First the SHAN'KHOR Regional's results. 1.

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 7

The round's almost over, so dance break! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaPqWjkyzzk And then we shall be down to 16, a full round ahead of the real one! It all comes a-barrelin' to the end of the month. In addition, a couple notes on what's coming up in April—the filming of BattleBots Season 4, which means

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 6

It's a double dip, and with some updates! And now we can say Happy Tournament. WELCOME TO THE MADNESS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4 Or the Muse song, but they used that a bunch of years ago. Hell, they might still be using it? Meanwhile, here are some second round updates. Second Round, BLEERGH Region 1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck)

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 5

Still not happy tournament. The real shit starts tomorrow. I've made it abundantly clear at this point. Also you'll get round updates soon, some of these may be getting pre-written due to prior engagements that'll take up the entire day. Opera week was hard enough while in school. It's harder

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 4

I'd say Happy Tournament, but again, the First Four doesn't really count. So happy two days of almost tournament. As opposed to this tournament, which has already been going on for some time and'll chug on through the second round and remain ahead of the real one. Which I guess

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 3

I believe we're still owed a region of results before we move onto today's portion of the bracket. Your BOLTMAN Region first round results: 16. “THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN ALIVE BY THE RAPTORS.” BEATS 1. “[Is] there also a Cripso’s on another corner in