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The VOID Starts Its Vacay
For reals, y’all. WE CAN HAZ FITBAW!!!!!!!! Starting off (you can slip in until the 10:00 window), you choose between Coventry/Hull (all three promoted clubs…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Round 24 Recap and AFLW Round 2 Recap!
We are back at the regular day and time. Again, apologies for screwing up two weeks ago. The AFL Regular Season is over! The…
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Musings and Queries – Kicking Off EPL 2026-27
Thank fuck, the methadone drip speeds up a bit this weekend! First, the matches. We get an early glimpse at just-how-fucked-are-newly-promoted-Hull, home to Men…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Rounds 22 & 23 Recap and AFLW Round 1 Recap!
My apologies for missing last week’s Beat! I don’t know what happened. To make up for it, I bring you two weeks’ worth of…
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Concluding Teh Whimsy – Divisions South Preview (PLUS Fronk Bonus Content!!)
Naturally, THE SOUTH(s) go last, based on their exalted status in society and the sportsball world. First, a Crazy Cat Man update – Grandson…
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Continuing the Whimsy – Divisions North Preview
Hoo-wee, y’all. We done got us some YANKEES inside-a this establishment. AFC North A study in contrasts. Balmer decided to summon a mighty shaking…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Round 21 Recap and AFLW preview!
We now have the ladies’ competition to watch in addition to the regular one! Honestly, I really like watching their games. It’s the opposite…
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Divisions West and Miscellany
UEFA’s swift, untelegraphed boot up Infantino’s arse made me very happy indeed. But the less said about Everton’s recruitment “plans” the better. Back to…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 20 Recap!
We’re almost at the end of the regular season. Who is in good shape and who isn’t? Let’s find out! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Return of the VOID – Also Divisions East Half-Arsed Preview
I know y’all missed Uncle Teddy’s face, and desperately so. I don’t want to talk about the footy yet, so FITBAW it is. My…