DFO overlords are glad I didn't say "fuck off, cunts" in the title. But seriously...fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all varietals of footy! Especially with this rather dire JV NFL slate. But as usual, the world don't care what we need, especially what Hippo need.
What? Or should I say, "¿Qué?"
Today, in addition to the usual European league action, we have the first leg of the Copa Libertadores Final.
To the unfamiliar, this is the South American version of the Champions League. While the Champions League crowns its champion in one game held at a neutral
With all the posting activity yesterday, we didn't have an open thread for the Tuesday games.
HOWEVAH, we are fixing that today!!
First off, let's take a look at what happened yesterday:
I can tell you that the Inter-Barça game was pretty fun to watch in the office on my phone and, if
Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can't even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our times The National's epic John Kerry song:
Nebraska at Ohio State (Noon, Fox)
This is on national Fox...why? This will feature some epic tOSU vengeance, for Redshirt's viewing
Yes, it's time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded off. Everton (in 8th position on 15 points, +3 GD) only need a draw at Old Trafford to stay above Manure (10th, -1), and the Blues
Work with me. It's a difficult time for us culés. And no, that's not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could see where you might think that.
A culé is a Barça fan in Catalan much like a Masshole is a Pats fan and a Fat Guy Crying
As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO's adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia.
If you don't think that's the coolest team shield EVAR, I don't know what to say.
All of today's games are available on the Univision Deportes app in the US,
Yes, I have convinced my dumbass self this is an actual possibility. In the range of 30%. SIGH.
Michigan at Michigan State (Noon, Fox)
We will always have that punt oopsie-doodle game. Remember? You'll see that replay maybe 20 times during the broadcast. Sparty was good last week, so don't expect a
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full Saturday of delightful Footy action!
Here is the schedule:
This is one of those days that it makes sense to wake up early and have beer for breakfast.
Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck and No. Your platter of turds follows:
Florida at Vanderbilt (Noon, ESPN)
Some peoples would have you believe that the Gators have turned the corner and are now
Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it's been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing Christ. And of course, another noon kickoff for mah Shitty Wolves to suffer through. Ay yi yi...
Our beloved Premiership is being lazy arseholes and not giving
On Friday night's Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves a beauty of a game. The recap, the final Footy Tipping Contest standings, and much more on
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