AFL Beat 2019 Round 9

This week, Even the referee was happy that the Lions won This is your Mark of the Year And let me introduce you to Natalie Yoannidis in the green and Neroli Meadows in the red Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 9 Recaps and Highlights We are again on our normal schedule of one

AFL Beat 2019 Round 8

This week, The Blues have The Blues (AGAIN!) A Showdown in the Dark And this is how you handball! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 8 Recaps and Highlights We are again back to a normal schedule with no Australian Thursday Night games for the foreseeable future. That means one Australian Friday

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!

Good morning, It's Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a note. Wakezilla reads the note All the EPL games are on Sunday and not today? Well that's some bullshit. Way to let the Americans win, England. Seeing how the season

We need to talk about last night’s Paradise Hotel: Chlamydia Stew

I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television. Last night, I had finished dinner and I was perusing the channel guide when I saw that Paradise Hotel was airing on FOX. Unlike with Temptation Island, I had never seen

AFL Beat 2019 Round 7

This week, The Blues have The Blues (sorry!) Something doesn't look right... And nothing to see here, move along. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 7 Recaps and Highlights We are finally back to a normal schedule with no Australian Thursday Night games for the foreseeable future. That means one Australian Friday Night

AFL Beat 2019 Round 6

This week, A certain DFOer was at an AFL game this week! That same DFOer discovered we have our own Wharf! And that same DFOer got to see this Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 6 Recaps and Highlights The schedule continued being weird as the ANZAC Day holiday fell on Australian Thursday night,

Your Last Saturday in April Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Reminder!

Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We will be having the very first DFO LA Metro Pub Crawl on Saturday, June 8, 2019! All DFO lurkers, commentists, stalkers, and authors are welcome! The concept

AFL Beat 2019 Round 5

This week, That's apparently not a push in the back, That's apparently not a wet man holding another wet man, And apparently Dr. Evil grew a mullet and plays for Carlton. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games starting on Australian

AFL Beat 2019 Round 4

This week, A man grabs boobs, not balls, An umpire wears green and points, And a challenge was accepted. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 4 Recaps and Highlights I've mentioned this before: For some reason, the Sydney Swans play better on the road than at home lately. I don't know why.