AFL Beat 2019 Round 1 + AFLW Preliminary Finals

This week, Crows kick ass Blues kick ass And Balls gets a new hairstyle Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 1 Recaps and Highlights AFL Footy is finally back! We started off the season with the traditional Richmond-Carlton matchup on Australian Thursday night which turned into late Wednesday night in North America. As expected, the

2019 NCAAT 1st Round Thursday – Early Window Open Thread

Huzzah for life distractions! #10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS) Don't bet the over/under on "Minute Man" Pitino crowd shots.  You don't want to die of liver failure this early in the tourney. #14(E) Yale (+6.5, +250) v. #3(E) LSU (12:40, truTV) Oh, the taeks about these fine, upstanding, future white

AFLW Round Seven 2019

This week, Nice guernsey! Those are nice too! and Someone fucked up the high ten Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 7 Recaps Round 7 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the GWS Giants in Canberra, the Giants' second home. A win would have put the Cats in the finals. As is now usual,

Better Know A Bracket – 2019 East and West (i.e., the Left)

Welcome to this year's edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly.  Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we are smushing these into two entries this season.  Yes, the play-in games are covered here to keep you on-schedule. Also yes, I fucking know that Eastern Washington

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 9

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is entitled "Romantic Getaways". It's possible that someone actually said those words during the episode, since everyone is dumb as a box of rocks. I'll keep my ears peeled for that. This is another one of those episodes where nothing much

AFL Beat – 2019 AFL Season Preview

AKA, So I wanna pick a team, which one should I pick? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The AFL season starts this week and some of you haven't picked a team yet. I can easily understand the difficulties involved in picking a team in a sport you barely understand in

AFLW Round Six 2019

This week, Someone grabs a boob Someone points at their crotch and We continue to stick our tongues out Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6 Recaps Round 6 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Fremantle Dockers at home. A win would put the Cats in the driver's seat for a

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 8

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is titled "The Beginning of The End". I don't think anyone actually said those words during the episode, so my episode-naming theory needs to be reworked. Before we get started, let us refresh our memories as to what these idiot

AFLW Round Five 2019

This week, We hang out on a fence We are happy again https://twitter.com/taylaharriss/status/1102012852032827392 Tayla Harris has a great sense of humor and We stick our tongues out Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5 Recaps Round 5 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Brisbane Lions in a second consecutive battle of the #2 and