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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 6 Recap!
This week, we had one pretty big upset and lots of positive action in the Tipping Contest. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder ***…
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Preparing For The Footy Sunday
Look, we can has fixturez today. Don’t worry. But holy shitsnacks, does tomorrow’s slate look amazing. First EVAR Merseyside Derby for Hill Dickinson Stadium,…
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Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law
This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 5 Recap!
This week, we had Gather Round, which is where every team played in Adelaide at different venues. It was very interesting to watch on…
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Once MOAR Into the Final Stretch
Stupid international/Mickey Mouse Cup break is finally over. Most clubs have 7 fixtures remaining, with 5th through 13th an absolute madhouse jumble. And of…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 4 Recap!
This week, we had a pretty long week as the games stretched out into Easter Monday. On the bright side, the best game was…
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BEAR DOWN For Coach Tommy!
OK, the Fightin’ Blax get a shout out this week, solely for Coach Tommy publicly turning down the U*NC jorb. Fucking LOVE it. Beyond…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 3 Recap!
This week, we had some expected results, some surprises, and some things that make you scratch your head. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Basketball-Free Sabado Open Thread
Hoopsball is DED to Hippo. You get no cheesecake pics until JV NFL. NO, I don’t wanna talk about it. Not now, not EVAR. So…shit. …
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 2 Recap!
Finally, every team has played a game! Unfortunately, the bye weeks continue next week. It’s really annoying because it is difficult to compare teams.…