Yes, Thursday night was universal "shit on #ThePauls" night. It's being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett's helmet off FIRST. What followed demonstrated the unwise nature of "poking the bear" - but only Garrett and uber-coward Pouncey get the suspensions. Dopey-ass Mason had the
No doubt by now, you've heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you'll live). Enough to know NOT to Google the horrific injury he suffered, resulting from a snidey (but not malicious) Son Heung-min tackle.
All the human emotion and forgiveness talk
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it's always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don't have to fume for two weeks, and can squint and sort of see a plan coming together.
Plus, you know. I don't want a horse's head in
[Slow fade in to EXT. - a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.]
[Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground, as a man lies passed out on the floor, snoring.]
[A second man enters through the front door, gingerly stepping around the mess.]
[Pan to a shot of the
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty Thursday soccer preview post this week. As luck has it, though, King Hippo was unavailable to do this morning's soccer post, so here we are.
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA
The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn't go out much anymore, specially not to places like this. He had to go, though. He didn't have a choice
He headed to the bar by the green wall, as he was
The title of this episode was "Guilt Ridden" but it really should have been "White Ashley's Ass Comes Out". There will be a screenshot and I will scour the Internet for gifs. It's.... something.
Episode 3 aired on Thursday night last week when the Minnesota Vikings beat the
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. England doesn't change its clocks quite yet.
Weaselo is right. NEXT week.
There are only 5 matches on Saturday, and you sure as shit ain't setting the alarm
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to be better than last season. I mean shit started happening REAL QUICK!
Episode 2 aired on Thursday night last week when the Kansas City
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is winning, and to give you the weekend's fútbol schedule so that you could plan your weekend activities accordingly.
I am also using it to keep you up
This past Thursday, I had my "every 5 weeks" haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you, what kind of Philistine DOESN'T use a stylist??), so I walked around the corner to get a libation (as I am back off solid food). As
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands.
THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT
This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4