Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday. Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN) Both of these teams are undefeated, but only one is any good, and maybe not even one (thus the slight opportunity for a trap game). Notre Dame at Wake Forest
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head. You're welcome. And now, to the important stuff! Yesterday, we were
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news. Sit yourselves down for this one: Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this
Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let's get to the #ACTION! James Madison at NC State (Noon, ESPNU) How does a match like this garner national teevee coverage? Wolven QB Ryan Finley, soon to dominate Mel Kiper wet dreams, and leader
[EXT. - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is beautiful.] [CUT to INT. - A dark, candlelit dungeon. A tall, hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks of ancient, leather-bound volumes piled high.
That's right, baby. Ain't nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he's the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get kicked out of fucking Clemson yet be 10 times smarter than functional illiterate Paxton Lynch. Anyway, here's the delightful Brandon Perna to take you through Swag