![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: Deluded Optimism
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (624) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (248) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5090) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (503) Gambling (344) Game Preview (537) horror (175) Insane Shit (1185) Lesser Sports (1071) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (465) Life as We Know It (1057) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (578) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2920) Open Threads (4249) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (693) Reflections (773) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (509) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (242) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (174)
-
2025 Jaguars Season Wrap-Up
Hey. Welp. That’s it for Jaguras fitbawl this season. Obligatory Let’s see what I predicted their record would be: 2025 Pre-Season Prediction 8-9. Second…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update **Championships** (Week 17)
Hey. That’s it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16)
LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues. As you remember,…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15)
Hey. Did real-world injuries torpedo your fantasy football playoffs? Did that waiver wire diamond you’ve been throwing into the line up finally turn back…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)
Hey. Welp, that’s it, the FF regular season, done and dusted. What a roller coaster ride it was, huh? Let’s take a look at…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)
Hey. Have you given up on ways to eat leftover turkey and just tossed what’s left into your favorite local sex dwarf’s feeding trough?…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)
Hey. Let me be the first (???) to say, “SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!” uh, I mean, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Happy Thanksgiving to all those DFOers in…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11)
Hey. Week 11 is in the rear view mirror. Three weeks until FF playoffs kick off (at least in Lowratio League). Some teams are…
-
2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread
Buenas noches, damas y gérmenes. I’m subbing today for Rev because he had to attend a private zoning matter about a developing sinkhole near…
-
tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8 )
Hey. Eight weeks down, nine remaining in the season. We’ve reached that point where the injuries and bye weeks make for interesting waiver wire…