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THESE ARE UNJUST TIMES WITH UNJUST GODS!
“Taj Casso” How old are you? I just wonder what someone so ancient considers fun? Boners? Hell no. Drunk? Hell yes Weed? Smoke…
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Your Monday Night Giants Preview
Look at that scrappy little fella up there with The Cheesecake Factory menu of playcalls. Anyone remember Ben McAdoo? I really wanted to find…
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From Ass to Filler, 2026 Titans Preview
In Week 4 of 2025, TEN lost 26-0 to Houston, fell to 0-4, and rookie QB Cam Ward declared: We Ass Two weeks later,…
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Yes Yes Yes, Sunday PREseason Etc. Etc.
Evening. I’m in a smiling mood today because Red Zone Week 1 is four Sundays away and all hopes for the 2026 season are…
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2025 Jaguars Season Wrap-Up
Hey. Welp. That’s it for Jaguras fitbawl this season. Obligatory Let’s see what I predicted their record would be: 2025 Pre-Season Prediction 8-9. Second…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update **Championships** (Week 17)
Hey. That’s it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16)
LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues. As you remember,…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15)
Hey. Did real-world injuries torpedo your fantasy football playoffs? Did that waiver wire diamond you’ve been throwing into the line up finally turn back…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)
Hey. Welp, that’s it, the FF regular season, done and dusted. What a roller coaster ride it was, huh? Let’s take a look at…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)
Hey. Have you given up on ways to eat leftover turkey and just tossed what’s left into your favorite local sex dwarf’s feeding trough?…