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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)
Hey. Didja miss me? Don’t all answer at once. And again, no need for that kind of language. I’ll need my fainting couch, clutching…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 6)
¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 5)
¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour has gone on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Now you, Homecoming Queen, where is the…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 4)
Hey. Four weeks in the books. How is your team looking? No need for that kind of language! There may be children and pets…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)
Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello. Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 2)
Hey. Slow week in the news cycle. Glad to see you came back for another week of the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 1)
Hey. Welcome back to the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update for the 2025-2026 season, brought to you by the Department of…
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YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview
Hey. It’s a new season of hot National Football League action and that means…well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we’ve come to…
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TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades
Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday. In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be…