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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)
Hey. Let me be the first (???) to say, “SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!” uh, I mean, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Happy Thanksgiving to all those DFOers in…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11)
Hey. Week 11 is in the rear view mirror. Three weeks until FF playoffs kick off (at least in Lowratio League). Some teams are…
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2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread
Buenas noches, damas y gérmenes. I’m subbing today for Rev because he had to attend a private zoning matter about a developing sinkhole near…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8 )
Hey. Eight weeks down, nine remaining in the season. We’ve reached that point where the injuries and bye weeks make for interesting waiver wire…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)
Hey. Didja miss me? Don’t all answer at once. And again, no need for that kind of language. I’ll need my fainting couch, clutching…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 6)
¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 5)
¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour has gone on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Now you, Homecoming Queen, where is the…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 4)
Hey. Four weeks in the books. How is your team looking? No need for that kind of language! There may be children and pets…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)
Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello. Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a…