tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8 )

Hey.

Eight weeks down, nine remaining in the season. We’ve reached that point where the injuries and bye weeks make for interesting waiver wire moves.  For instance, let’s say you needed a defense to fill in this week. You might have thought, “Who is playing the hapless Jets? I’ll take them!” You would have chosen…poorly.

Say it again for those in the back.

Or maybe your bench looks like a hospital recovery ward and the options each week have you wondering why you even play this stupid, stupid game.

Anyway…

Freezer Vodka League

Week 8 Match Ups

Week 8 Standings

Boy, look at all that parity in this league.  Six teams tied at 5-3, four teams at 4-4…and then there’s the Relegation Zone. D&D for Jocks, Rev’s Chosen Ones, She’s got good Jeantys and Dead Hobos should get ready to fill out those change of address cards and get ready to move to Lowratio League.

Lowratio League

Week 8 Match Ups

Week 8 Standings

So, what’s changed since last week? To quote our resident water horse pill aficionado, “The square root of fuck-all.” AI Abuelas and Rod Rust never sleeps still hold the two automatic promotion spots, though that dominance is being threatened by Raccoon With A Meth Pipe only a game back and riding a five game win streak.  Jimbo’s Sad Hombres remains in the fourth spot and still well within striking distance of the top two spots.  Three teams,  The Hunters of Renfrow, Cee Dee’s Unsolicited Nix Pics, and Saquon this Penix are in a scrum for the last two playoff spots.  The next four teams at 3-5 aren’t eliminated yet, but its not looking too good for their playoff prospects.  That leaves Hot Meaty Milkshakes and A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge in the standings basement.

Lowratio League Blowout of the Weak

Oof.

Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!

Until Next Time!