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Request Line: Fractions, Ratios, and Percentages
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Cold open into the DFO studio, where DJ 3000′ is leaning up against the wall, hovering over the eufy…
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Wednesday Night Open Thread
Greetings all! Senor couldn’t be here tonight since he’s selling bodily fluids to purchase NBA Finals tickets got a gig. So you’ve got me…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 12 Recap!
This week, we got some more upsets. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 12 Results Round 12 Highlights and Australian music Placeholder…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Let’s Run It Again
Guten Tag, drones. For this week’s draft we reach into the Grab BagO’ Suggested Topics and find one from frequent contributor and vacuum-adjacent enthusiast…
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Saturday Night Madness Part 2
She ordered a Medalla Light with her lechón asado. He went with a whisky and a lemonade back. The cool mountain breeze felt good…
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Request Line: Sit Up or Stand Down
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are milling about in their office, looking bored. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS:…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Starting to Get Into the Dregs of it All
Thanks to two of the four conference finals ending in sweeps and a third potentially also being a short series, the number of games…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 11 Recap!
This week, we had quite a few upsets. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 11 Results Round 11 Highlights and Australian music…
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I Don’t Like Sand: Tuesday Open Thread
Coming to you live from vaguely near the beach! No, not that nice a beach No, not quite that bad. So I love the…