Remember the Bay City Rollers? They were huge for .... like about two weeks I think, back in the 70s. I think I was in third grade at the time. Maybe it was fourth grade.
But anyway, it is Saturday night. And there's not much going on. Let's do our best
Yep. Another year, another first day of Summer again. Which means I get to experience heat and humidity, and sweat and be uncomfortable, for another four months. Yay.
Last year on the summer solstice, we honoured Summer Glau.
Which was fun. We like her a lot.
And holy shit, I can't believe that's
INT. KITCHEN – NIGHT
ABBY MANNING releases DANIEL JONES' wrist and he steps back, rubbing it. At that moment...
--- [door flies open] ---
ELI MANNING: ...so about those pizza rolls...
ELI: Oh, hey Abby.
ABBY: Hello, Eli. [looks at him more closely] Eli, what's going on with your eyes? Did you catch pinkeye
Who hasn't had a crap day at work? I know I have had my fair share recently, and after an awful day, I know I can use a drink when I get home. This is a recipe I found a while ago while browsing the New York Times cooking section.
Gerald McCoy is taking it personally that the Bucs gave his #93 to Ndamukong Suh.
"Them giving the number away, that's their prerogative, but the respect they showed. It would be different if it was a guy who signed four or five years. This is a one-year deal."
Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone clipped Lock-Jaw, HyperShock blazed by Valkyrie, and Cobalt made SubZero's team rage and regret swapping the fight. This time we've got the return of HUGE and a robot even bigger than it, a new Brazilian bot, the first
OK, I churned this out literally overnight after going back and forth on whether to even start writing this stuff. I am not fully on board here with writing these posts, just so you all know. And mostly it's because I'm still pissed off. So don't get your hopes up
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay (YMMV) takes Ecuador. But let’s acknowledge the significance of this day.
Happy Vasectomy Awareness Day, reprobates.
The smell of baby powder makes me squirm like a vampire
I just got in from the airport at around 2am this morning after a cross country flight (and boy are my arms tired).
I was already cranky due to having to leave California and come back home to North Cackalacky in the first place. Then I hit a snag in LA
Yes, I'm aware the very first column I wrote for this endeavor was a classic Old Fashioned. However, I don't count this as a repeat because of one ingredient I'm adding: smoke. I've had a few smoked cocktails before, both using real smoke and artificial smoke flavor. Ever since I've
Hello there, and welcome back to the Beat, the second-funniest Thursday (normally) running BattleBots review column! This becomes a special two-parter because I realized, "Holy shit, if I just do the re: MARS stream it's still a 3500 word post," Also it was 3 AM because I was finally actually
Welcome back to the Beat! We're back for realsies this time, not just a preview but actual honest to goodness fighting. And for this premiere we've got way too much work for me to do—it's so big we're going to split it into two parts. So let's just get to