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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 17th Century Avant-Garde
(Not to be confused, of course, with 21st Century Schizoid Man.) This is Charles Ives’s “Putnam’s Camp, Redding, Connecticut” from his suite Three Places…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 9 Recap!
This week, we start the Doug Nichols, which is my favourite round of the year sure to the kickass unis! Let’s go! *** The…
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Devil Town: Tuesday Open Thread
And all my friends were vampires Didn’t know they were vampires Turns out I was a vampire myself In the Devil Town -Devil Town…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Come Sail Away
Guten Tag, drones. It’s not that I forgot about the draft until right now, it’s that I’ve been swamped with other things, including walking…
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Request Line: Slowing It Down
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY It’s a normal day in the studio, but something feels off. The lights on DJ 3000”s console are blinking,…
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Is DFO The Future Of BlogMAXXING? Experts Disagree.
That title sure does reek of Oldman-itis doesn’t it? The use of a trendy (he thinks) word that he’s come across recently in order…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 36
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief Non-Human Sports Update
Good evening, all. If anyone else came up to you about non-human sports, you’d think it’s some sort of AI bullshit, but not this…
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