OK. Not to sound too maudlin, but this will be my father's fifth dead Christmas. He went out in the spring of '15.
I like flowers.
(I'm not gay, you're gay)
((not that there's anything wrong with that))
But every year we go and visit his (and other dead folks') graves and put
Hello, and happy Friday once again. Hopefully you all survived your Thanksgiving (or for our Canadian friends, another boring Thursday). Now we are officially into the holiday season. This time of year usually means a lot of get-togethers. Usually these kinds of events (family commitments, office parties, friends holiday parties
In honor of bears, here is a top 5 count down of the best Bears to ever live:
Coming in at number 5, Jay Cutler. Not because of his game play. But because of his presence on and off the field. How many modern QBs have you seen with a cigarette
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY
Establishing shot and title card.
ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a live studious [sic] audience.
CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY
The music of the My Chemical Romance album "The Black Parade" blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER sits
As some of you already know, I have been growing hot peppers for the past several years. Some of you have "benefited" from my harvest. This year alone I've mailed out over 10 lbs of hot peppers (as well as some seeds). I still have about 3 lbs ripening and
(This has been ready for a while, but I saved it for a slow #content day, because why step on others' good writing.)
It’s no secret I enjoy attending sporting events. After all - I sell beer at baseball games. At least five times per year I drive down to Seattle
The draw took place yesterday even though we already knew which groups most teams would be in.
How does that happen, you say?
Well, CONMEBOL decided to invite Australia and Qatar to this year's version of the Copa América. Yes, we just had one this year. We're having another one.
The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town.
Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start, behind a team that has thrown 15 TDs versus 11 interceptions, been sacked 45 times & given up an average of 23 points per game.
This was a difficult one to write. Not because I wasn't prepared, though I wasn’t. Not because I didn’t watch the games, which I did. It was because this was my favourite time of year that isn't a weeklong vacation in the summer with no plans – US thanksgiving. A
The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined.
How does that happen, you say?
Well, UEFA decided to introduce a new competition called the Nations' League to take place during the FIFA International Breaks so as to give more teams a chance at playing competitive games
It's December, which means, welcome back to DFO's Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant wants to watch the movie
I don't have anything meaningful to say today. I'd like to think of something to write about. But here we are less than an hour before post time and I got absolutely nothing.
I ate too much yesterday.
I plan to drink too much tonight.
Christmas tree and other assorted decorational shit has