Let's get right to it! Welcome, fellow Commentists, to the first NFL Saturday night of the season.
And how is the NFL rewarding you for your patronage and fandom?
The Cleveland Browns versus the Denver Broncos.
Actually, in the previous decade, this game would have been such absolute dogshit most other networks would
Good morning fellow DFOers!
Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again. If anyone asks, I have tumorsyphilisitisosis. Yes, I know the disease sounds both sexy and very terminal. *cough*
In case you are wondering about the featured image, that
Hey....HEY!!!!! Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th???? Well, it's that time again because today is Friday the...
Ummmmm.....what's that Brocky ? Really? Well shit....
Now I'm totes disappoint.
Well here anyway...for the assist, you get some gloves...
/heads to store to buy a new calendar
A Child Of Television
Hi everyone! Normally, Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Jerk Joke Jambaroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. But apparently Drew is on injured reserve, so they asked me, Nathan Peterman, to fill in for him. Don't worry, Drew. I got this.
My microwave broke yesterday evening. I was heating up
Part 1 of the calendar is here with beers 1 to 4.
Pictured above is what Mrs GTD and the kids got me for an advent calendar. It’s from my favourite local brewery (Brock Street Brewery) and will probably have some beers from other local places. I don’t usually drink everyday, so
I’m writing to you, because I see what you are attempting with the resurrection of your XFL, and I want to help. I know we see the same thing whenever we try to watch an NFL game. Confusion. Rampant pussification. Distractions left and right. I’m sorry, does nobody out
I guess iron does sharpen iron:
Frank Clark: 'Richard Sherman and his era is over'
It comes on the heels of Sherman - star of the 3-10 49ers - calling the current Seahawks defense "middle of the road".
As Bobby Wagner put it, "You can make the position
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t.
As promised, I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. At the end of the season, I’ll recap
The parking lot was full of cars, but everyone was already inside. We were late.
It was her company Christmas party and I really didn't want to go, but a good boyfriend does what a good boyfriend does and the reason we were late was because we'd gotten a little frisky
"If we win one tomorrow, that's called a winning streak"
Writers note: I'm playing though pain. My daughter has been in daycare for a few months, which means my daughter has been sick for a few months. And as a result I am sick. And also, I had to finish off
Some of Montalbán's finest, non-Khan work. If people turn on "Fairytale of New York",
then I ... oh goddammit!
Leafs at Bruins - 7:00PM | CBC / Sportsnet (seriously, both? FUCK THE LEAFS!)
Pens at Sens - 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
Predatros at Flames - 10:00PM | CBC
Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure why Don T is out, but he was screaming something about La Llorona. I couldn’t exactly hear Hippo’s excuse because someone was pounding on his front door.