[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE]
TWBS: Yo, you awake?
Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant?
TWBS: So, I was thinking of something.
Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well.
TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious.
Balls: Me too.
TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day...
Balls: Beastie is
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later]
The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP. But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate. The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand.
Just then, tWBS feels
Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class!
LOVE the enthusiasm, but let's hold all questions until later.
Yes, Ms. Spears, I'll see you after class. Please bring Ms. Song with you.
Don't get too excited, Ms. Song, I'll only need you to man the camera. Which brings us to
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse.
Manchester City @ FC Basel (2:45 EST, FS2)
King Hippo: Easy preview first - teh snuff film. FC Basel ain't even in first in the goddamned Swiss League this season, whilst Man City is
You know, I really like how Jeremy Clarkson does the intros each week for The Grand Tour. In that vein, this week:
In reality, lots of things happened this week and will happen in the week coming up. It was another week and another loss for the defending champions, the AFLX
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning]
Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for our bags soon. You're already gorgeous anyway. Hurry the hell up, would you?
Vanessa (from inside bathroom): Almost done. Just a another minute!!!
There's a knock at the
Now that that bullshit the delicious Schadenfreude is over with, it's time to get into the REAL sports in this world.
The AFLW season started this past weekend and we already had our first surprise of the year. We had another surprise in our Lady Footy Tipping Contest as a veteran tipper
As sad as it may seem, there is only one game left in the NFL season and it is not today. It's time to get used to life without the NFL.
All is good, of course, because we not only have AFLW and AFL to look forward to but we still
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10]
balls: So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!?
tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia. I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it
Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose outside should have told you.
As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it's not. Blax chose the gifs for your enjoyment and for your submissions. I, on the other hand, am Balls and I am providing the wordy words while
Now that the NFL off-season is here, it's time to move on to worthier pursuits. I speak, of course, of AFL, AFLW, and AFLX.
Yes, AFLX. This is a brand new game the AFL is trying out to see if it can capture the imagination of countries that don't play cricket
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards.
The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets