Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose outside should have told you.
As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it's not. Blax chose the gifs for your enjoyment and for your submissions. I, on the other hand, am Balls and I am providing the wordy words while
Now that the NFL off-season is here, it's time to move on to worthier pursuits. I speak, of course, of AFL, AFLW, and AFLX.
Yes, AFLX. This is a brand new game the AFL is trying out to see if it can capture the imagination of countries that don't play cricket
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards.
The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles....
balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked. He’s already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too. At this point he just wants to go home. Then he sees it. The small piece of rock tWBS
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied until this mad cycle begins again.
All of your favourite off-season recurring features are BACK such as Yeah Right's Sunday Gravy, RTD's Request Line, my AFL Beat,
tWBS: So here we are again. It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know.
Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!!
tWBS: You really like saying that, huh?
tWBS: OK, so what should we do this time?
tWBS: It's just been a while since I've seen that one. And
Author's Note: I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid. One of my favorites was old reruns of Dragnet. For me, Jack Webb's vocal mannerisms as the Joe Friday character are classic, and sometimes even now, that just comes out. That's what happened here when I sat
You may have noticed my absence most of this weekend. I stopped watching after the Falcons blew a golden opportunity to beat the Eagles at their own place.
This would be the theme of the weekend.
In the DFO Insiders, I had picked Atlanta, New England, Pittsburgh, and New Orleans. If it
We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
At the risk of having y'all say, "Fuck, Balls again?!?" and having it NOT be related to what you did a few hours ago,
This time, I'm filling in for Don T as he was originally scheduled to regale you with tales of La Liga legends
And other stuff
But his doctor/curandero
Here we are, back again, to take a look at football in LA this year. The regular season is over for all teams, so we have a good basis for comparison. Here is our final chart:
As you can see, the college teams collectively outdrew the NFL teams on average attendance.