Balls metaphorically shoots Franz Ferdinand

ballsofsteelandfury - March 5, 2024March 3, 2024

I write this fully knowing the consequences. I apologize in advance for the blood about to be shed. However, I've held my tongue long enough. I'm only doing this for the good of society. Here goes: Girl Scout Cookies are tasteless saturated fat guilt bombs that prey on the weak and

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 3 and AFL Preview!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 2, 2024March 1, 2024

In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks. Tonight is a bit different because I'm sticking my AFL season preview in this post instead of making it a separate

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2

ballsofsteelandfury - February 24, 2024February 23, 2024

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In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks. This week, I took Tuesday off to make it a Four Day Weekend. It rained both Monday and Tuesday, so

Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)

ballsofsteelandfury - February 22, 2024February 21, 2024

I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I wrote about the Senior Championship at my golf club which is open to anyone over 50. I ended up doing fairly well and scored some points

By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment

ballsofsteelandfury - February 21, 2024February 16, 2024

Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today's topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing if not a people pleaser. Due to popular demand (yes, Blax is popular!), I am presenting you with my HOT TAEK on college football realignment. As I was prepping

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1

ballsofsteelandfury - February 17, 2024February 17, 2024

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It's funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour left until your assignment is due and at the very least you're wearing underwear but not much else. But I digress. In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

ballsofsteelandfury - February 10, 2024February 4, 2024

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024

ballsofsteelandfury - February 6, 2024February 5, 2024

Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio's turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get no insights into which player each team is picking beyond me telling you that the Commanders are getting yet another disappointing USC QB and the Steelers will

Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Deux

ballsofsteelandfury - January 22, 2024January 22, 2024

Turns out today is LITERALLY a Rainy Day here in LA. Who knew? As the fallout from yesterday's games is coming through, here are a few things to note: *** Jason Kelce is the better Kelce brother. He's a big adorable teddy bear, has a hot wife, and is incredibly funny. It's really

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2024January 9, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day

ballsofsteelandfury - December 9, 2023December 9, 2023

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I had this idea in my head and I wanted to put it on paper before I forgot it. The rainy day turned out to be the one Saturday Night before the NFL starts playing games on Saturdays. As your favourite deejay used to say back in the day, I'll be

Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…

ballsofsteelandfury - November 17, 2023November 15, 2023

As y'all may know, Sharky is out in our nation's Island State enjoying the sunshine, ocean, and resort drinks. While he's out there living life right with the Shark Clan, I thought I would step in with a Mexican drink you may or may not have heard of. It's easily