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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Round 24 Recap and AFLW Round 2 Recap!
We are back at the regular day and time. Again, apologies for screwing up two weeks ago. The AFL Regular Season is over! The…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Chargers Preview 2026-10
WE are doing this because WE promised to do 3 previews pantsless. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Rounds 22 & 23 Recap and AFLW Round 1 Recap!
My apologies for missing last week’s Beat! I don’t know what happened. To make up for it, I bring you two weeks’ worth of…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Browns Preview 2026-9
WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…
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Nearer My Football To Thee
Both kinds! We’ll have the American sort soon enough and if memory serves the EPL even sooner. I could in theory look it up…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-8
WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Round 21 Recap and AFLW preview!
We now have the ladies’ competition to watch in addition to the regular one! Honestly, I really like watching their games. It’s the opposite…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-7
WE are in August, people! The off-season is almost over. As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 20 Recap!
We’re almost at the end of the regular season. Who is in good shape and who isn’t? Let’s find out! *** The AFL Ladder…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-6
Yes, this bit is BACK! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, newly-appointed COMMISSIONER of…