Yeah, up here in The Canada Don Cherry was fired because his last windy rant included the phrase 'you people'. He was talking about poppies. Parse that out, Einstein. He's been a divisive TV shouty person for 39 years and was once voted as the seventh greatest Canadian in a
It was mid-July and I got the bug again. Usually I never know when, specifically, it'll hit but this one is a bit different. There's only one chance to see friends you've made along the way and that's in Britt, Iowa in the early part of August. I was almost
It really does have a pronounced effect when one doesn't have to hear about the goat-ness of Tom and the greatness of Bill. Food tastes better. My kids seem smarter. My mistress is open to new ideas. Clothes fit better. The hobo population seems to be thriving. (Well, not for
God, it's been so long since we chatted about my fantasy money leagues! Well, I'm doing good-1st in one at 7-2 (highest scorer and least points scored against) and in the other I'm also in first...at 5-4, tied with four other guys. Logjam! Sooo, Parker vs. the Colts or Brown
T'was a long weekend as far as the footballing was concerned so let's check on the-
-Out for the year are D-Jax and Preston Williams.
-Out for the year for other reasons is one Jermaine Whitehead. Having missed several tackles during the game, he tried to tackle some folks on twitter and,
Back in the summer I had an idea. "Always look ahead", my dad said and that advice has served me oh-so-well. I dropped in on a few sermons at various churches so I could get the lay of the land as it were. The first was St. Vincent's, a newer
Okay, if you've been with us since the start we'll look the other way if you deem it necessary to take a nap. You just don't have the staying power anymore. Hey, we all get older!
TO THE GAMES!
Chubby McGutbuster has been on fire recently as Detroit's run game has gone
There's more? There's more.
TO THE GAMES!
The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to him today. It won't be pretty and we should see Sheriff Colt McCoy sometime after Haskins' confidence is shattered. I'm rolling with Devin Singletary today because I want to
What? You didn't think I'd make some sort of lame Brexit joke, did you? My lame jokes are all my own, friend. Well, here it is-the grandest of traditions at DFO, fourteen long hours of football. We pride ourselves in plowing through the ghastliest of tilts because at the very
[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around]
Oh hey, didn't see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can't even begin to wrap my head around it all so I think youse folks should take care of that down below.
To those folks that are wandering in
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL...
-Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He'll likely get the start on Thursday night because David Johnson is limpy and Chase Edmonds is gimpy. Somehow Kalen Ballage will vulture his only TD opportunity.
-Speaking of those Cards, guess which O has the lowest
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is 'Buck') was nestled inside his sheath which was wrapped inside some underclothes. I could do better than this but it's more important to blend in. Mother had passed in '26 and left me a