Well, night has fallen and it can't get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!
My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb's throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won't
After the ten game 'splosion of earlier today we have but three 'options' (depending on where you are living) this afternoon. I'm not a fan of this illusion of choice. (h/t, George Carlin) TO THE GAMES!
The Battle of Los Angeles (or The Great Los Angeles Air Raid) was started by
There's a 'planned power outage' happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don't have any idea why I didn't do this yesterday. TO THE GAMES!
Will Jimmy G be able to keep up with the surly KC O? Not really but take the over
Ehh, I've talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna watch this oh-so-entertaining shit show? Let's talk about your childhood-did you fall out of a tree as a youngster? Did you hear your parents make grunting
Unless you've been hiding under a mouse pad all day-and I know you haven't been because HR has been very explicit regarding that no-no in the past-you may have trouble digesting the copious amounts of news popping up on your Zeke Elliot-inspired, NFL-centric "Feed Me! News Feed". The trials and
Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They're nothing like my 'cut and run' nipples, I'll tell you. I just can't count on them anymore-well, not past three anyway. It's the Jizziants vs. the Cowfolk for all the glory. What do these teams have in common? They
Unless it's a seizure. No seizures please. Otherwise I can take all that booze and those snacks off your hands. It's a free service-part of my community work, you see.
One of these games will be a struggle to watch and I feel sorry for anyone that is exposed to it.
Meh. It's sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES!
He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility and was "not himself". High. He was high. Funny thing, when I started doing these game intros I was told there would be no meth. smh.
Last week Buffalo
Local mom and pop restaurants win, your toilet takes one for the team. The above pic is the result of a search for 'crab chili' which looks exactly like I had envisioned it. Me? I'm staying away from the spread and betting the over on the prop bet of 2.5
In Part 1 of the series, I covered how to create a veneer of respectability around an event by giving it a title. In this part of the story, we cover the trip to Scotland and the accompanying whisky tastings.
As for the whisky tours, that planning started back in April
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, 'derp' and I say, 'how does a team overcome the derp' or 'how does a team take advantage of the derp?". Derp is an intrinsic part of the game and I love it. Except Ereck Flowers-oriented derp-that's a
I've had a shit-ton of fun today and it's all your fault. I hope you're happy... just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing)