So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller describe a specific play as "bananacakes!". Sure it could be just a coincidence but I think the long reach of DFO is manifesting itself, peoples! Let's
I could feel something constricting around my neck, tighter and tighter. I opened my eyes and less than a foot away from me was a haggard old soul, hair matted, his remaining teeth a sickly yellow color, his eyes as black as a starless night. I was on my back
Only three games to preview in this window but dare I say that we don't have a dumb throwaway game in the troika? Can the Raiders actually be 'real'? If they are they'd be putting some new blood into an ages-old rivalry. The Saints/Rams will have a number of non-fans
Let's get right at it... TO THE GAMES!
Guh. Nice start. The spread in this game is 19, which is about 19 more points than my level of interest. Btw, Brady's record in Miami is 7-10.
What's better than young love? Only a battle between young, dynamic qb's, that's what. That reckless
Well, well, well. After complaining about 'squirrels running circles inside my helmet' and 'constant rain falling off my body', Jets team physicians diagnosed Unfrozen Caveman QB Sam Darnold with mononucleosis. Asked by reporters how he contracted it, he replied, "It was a girl from The Clan of The Cave Bear.
Were you not entertained yesterday? I certainly was. We had safeties, plenty of derpage, surprises, comebacks, new stars (if only for one week) and the usual disappointments. All in all, a great bag of tricks. I'll throw a few cogitations at you. Think of it as an addendum to the
It shouldn't be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting an experiment with a dynamic rookie that may take the league's obsession with the passing game to new heights. Equally interesting is what the Ravens have
Well, that was lovely! Would you care for more? TO THE GAMES!
No pressure, Jacoby. Perhaps it was because he was brought up in the Pats system but Brissett is a very conservative player that rarely throws downfield despite a good arm. Still, the Chargers are ripe for an upset here
Now that the Thursday Nighter has been wiped from our collective memories by all the weed, booze and pills that it is possible to ingest, let's see if today's slate can make a mark. TO THE GAMES!
As Cammer's shoulder goes, so goes Carolina and it seems fine. The Panthers are
Jesus Bananacakes! I don't even know where to begin. I guess I should welcome all you folks back from your non-self-imposed hiatus from the football. It's nice to see you and my, that 'no pants' look really suits you. That chip dip stain on your wife beater should come out
Speaking of the football, Man City dispatched Bournemouth earlier today. I've adopted the former team simply because I fell in love with Kevin De Bruyne (better known on this site as Kevin The Broom) while watching the Belgique national team play last summer. As a fan of the Giants and
There's a Sirius XM station that is completely dedicated to fantasy but there are no women on it (that I have heard). So you know what that means-men screeching at the top of their lungs about how much they love those big and fast Men In Pads. I'll do my