Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

Welcome back folks! Let’s see what’s out there and has caught my attention.

Underrated Signing:

Mike Gesicki is my Devin Singletary of tight ends-lots of talent but misused or just in the wrong place to properly utilize his skillset. He improved each of his four years on the Fins and then took a nosedive when McDaniels came to town. Then he made the mistake of signing with the Pats and getting stuck in that quicksand of an offense. Now he’s with the Bengals and is immediately the starter-unless you think Tanner Hudson is gonna blow up. (real good)

Joe Flaherty:

Now that is a quality segue if there ever was one. Whether he was playing Big Jim McBob, (that was my name for right-off-the-farm fuckos for years) the supposedly wheelchair-bound Guy Cabellero (the oily owner of SCTV) or of course Count Floyd, Flaherty always made this young teen double over in laughter. Though I would have bet your last loonie that he was a Canuck, the man hailed from Pittsburgh and worked the names of surrounding small burbs into his comedy writing. He never got much far beyond bit pieces in movies but he shone oh-so-bright for Second City TV for a decent amount of time. He achieved the near impossible-staying in “The Biz” for sixty years and not having anyone say a single bad thing about him.

Mock Drafts:

Beware-we’re at that stage when those whose job it is to do them start with the fanciful tradeups and tradedowns because they’re bored silly with the process. Now they’re trying to entertain themselves with the notion of being able to say, “I called it!” on Draft Day.

The Horror:

I speak of the notion of existential nothingness and the Bills wide receiver room. Hey, there’s Khalil Shakur, (unproven and unused) Curtis Samuel (a fantastic #2 receiver if your regular #2 is injured in the short term) and Mack Hollins. (turning 31 at the start of the season, a 22 catch per year average) Those guys are great depth pieces elsewhere but starters in Buffalo.

Three Years in Purgatory:

The A’s are headed to Sacramento. (I got nuthin’)

Times, Changing, etc:

The Iowa/LSU tilt on WWW averaged 12.3 mil viewers this past Monday. Despite not being a real sport (h/t Blax) that number outdrew 4 of the 5 NBA Finals games last year as well as the clinching game of the World Series. Taken as a whole, the 60 games played so far increased eyeballs at a 127% rate over 2023. And the race war on twitter was just gravy on top of the sundae!

Cream of the Indiana Crop:

Don’t ask me how (I was flipping channels) but I saw ISU’s Robbie Avila on Pat McAfee’s show for a hot minute. Seriously, I watched just long enough to see that Rob is composed and has a great sense of humoUr. He also mentioned that there is a great core of players there (he’s just a soph) which I presumed to mean that he was sticking around but the NIL money will come fast and furious for that Illinois boy, so we’ll see.

Tonight’s Watchings:

Pretty much just Seton Hall/ISU for me. You? You might be a completely different animal.

 

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Brick Meathook

I just shaved my face clean with my 5-blade Harry’s razor, with Harry’s shaving gel/foam, followed with Harry’s After-Shave balm.

I don’t need to tell you that my face feels good right now. It feels Harry’s good.

Available in fine head shops nationwide.

Sharkbait

Did Harry from Baltimore come up and shave you?

Gumbygirl

My darling dears, I haven’t been around much, but yinz are wunnerful. I’ve been in a vegetative state for too damn long. I’m getting a little sick of it. I will try to get over myself and do my civic duty!

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Game Time Decision

Saw the WORLD ROCK SYMPHONY Orchestra tonight, it was okay. Felt like a slightly more polished highschool performance. Was also a short show at like 75 minutes, which could with the content available, could have been much longer. Also we could have done without the commentaries from the peeps around us

Don T

Two things:
1. This is the caviar of ambulance chasing
2. Vasectomies are fucking osom
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Brick Meathook

The caviar of ambulance chasing

I like everything Don T writes

Senor Weaselo

Are they still tots, or are they angels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5gvKd_2iA

Doktor Zymm

Just talked to the recruiter for the Singapore job, turns out they also have a lot of openings in Bangkok. Haven’t been to Bangkok since pre-pandemic, and other than the constant jokes about the name it would probably be a pretty fun place to live for a couple years

Brick Meathook

Always get paid in American money. No exceptions.

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s cheap as fuck

Don T

I watched a lot of SCTV when I started high school. Loved Joe Flaherty as Guy Caballero. Him getting up from the wheelchair and saying he used it just for the respect got me every time. That really nurtured my soft spot for affable dishonesty.
BUT, Count Floyd (newsman Floyd Robinson playing a kids’ horror movie host) fascinated me. A funny character who is a serious character playing dress up—it was weird and waaaay out there.
I
Loved
It 🥰

litre_cola

Manchester United supporters are reacting reasonably on the social medias after their crushing loss today.

blaxabbath

Pool’s done. Idiot Cory finally got the guys out and they coated the diving board stand. I got big blue re-installed this PM.

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Mr. Ayo

On my way. Speedo already fitted.

Sharkbait
Senor Weaselo

SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! (On the diving board.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvTwibd0Nqo

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

Brick Meathook

When my sister lived in Phoenix her house had a pool and she had a Labrador dog and that dog loved swimming in her pool and if you tried to race him to the other end he would eyeball you and race you.

WCS

The Ice Stillers – Commies suddenly has.the oven is warming, and the batter mixing.

Mr. Ayo

Oven malfunctioned and the batter was spilled onto the floor.

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

These guys sure are happy about being the 69th best team in the country.

/pretends UConn students didn’t burn 3/4 of the furniture on campus when they won the NIT in ’88.

Sharkbait

Nice

Mr. Ayo

Fuck that. You win a tournament, you celebrate. NCAA, NIT, even CBI. Go nuts! You’re the winner dammit!

litre_cola

Yep any competitive sport, you win, you celebrate. Put the work in, get the sugar, get the power, then you get the women.

Gumbygirl

You’re high as fuck, aren’t you?

King Hippo

Welp, that was ALMOST fun.

King Hippo

These squadrons sure are demonstrating the decisionmaking…fit for the NIT.

Horatio Cornblower

Both still miles ahead of Virginia.

King Hippo

oh good CHRIST yes

Horatio Cornblower

The Bird Taurasi show is must watch TV, because at least Taurasi is usually hammered by the end of it.

ballsofsteelandfury

They really are great.

King Hippo

Why is Brian Daboll coaching the Sycamores??? That guy one busy mofo.

Horatio Cornblower

Cream Abdul Jabbar leading his team to the Sorta Promised Land that is an NIT championship.

King Hippo

The home support don’t skimp on the gravy, neither. As is Indiana custom.

King Hippo

That Cream bounce pass, tho…

Horatio Cornblower

Seton Hall resorting to 30′ 3-pt attempts. Never a good thing late.

Horatio Cornblower

I can take a hint, Seton Hall.

King Hippo

Lookit y’all, ISU!!

King Hippo

Whitness Intensifies

/we shall see about the Legending

Horatio Cornblower

Someone on the radio said his name should be Notorious INT and just back up the truck, because no one’s beating that one.

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Senor Weaselo

“What part of the streets are you from, Mac?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3DpZ7bDNIA

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Took a shower and tried to do that shaking thing that dogs do when they’re wet. They’re on to something, it really works

Game Time Decision

Tonight’s view, tho a bit foggy or misty

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Celebrating me now having an age that starts with a 5

Gumbygirl

Happy Birthday!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s beautiful! Say hi to my high school girlfriend!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

DON’T GO OVER!

Game Time Decision

Waters not warm enough to go in

litre_cola

Pffft – Scandinavians

Doktor Zymm

Happy Bearthday!

Mr. Ayo

Happy birthday old man!

Senor Weaselo

SLOWLY I TURNED, STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KpsUlvzbkk

Don T

You got an unguent guy? Ah forget it. I’ll just hook you up with mine. His knee ointment works great, but smells like Vick’s vapor rub with taint.

Game Time Decision

That’s the smell of old man sports

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tasmania Devil jerseys are on sale now. Can’t decide if I’m willing to spend $100 on this ….

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ballsofsteelandfury

Remember it’s Australian. That’s $66 American

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shipping….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But I’m seriously considering it since it’ll be the only one without sponsors on it.

Just remember that in Aussie sizes, you need to order XXL to get XL American.

ballsofsteelandfury

Which brings it back to $80 American.

Just got my XL.

litre_cola

Not in China yet.

Doktor Zymm

I ordered one as well, I haven’t bought anything else that could be considered a poor use of money yet this month!

Mr. Ayo

I am as soon as my I get membership number.

Suns out, guns out.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is all good peer pressure, I pulled the trigger.

Doktor Zymm

Isn’t this supposed to be a really deep receiver draft class? And with every crap team out there drafting a QB the Bills should be able to pick up a top 3 WR with their first pick and a decent #2 later on

King Hippo

Sort of the difference between adding one key/essential WR piece in the draft, as opposed to the 2 minimum that Bills Mafia will need to select.

Maybe they will panic trade for Cort Sutton? I’d take a 2025 4th.

Doktor Zymm

I’m guessing they’re willing to risk it for the cap space, basically cutting deepest the part they think they can patch up the best via the draft

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds like more of a middle school problem