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Your Monday Night Open Thread
Well, by gosh we got some interesting news today. Let’s get right to it. This Is HUGE!: No one could have possibly seen this…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Are you digging that Canadian Content in the banner pick? Are you also looking for World International Hockey updates? Not bloody likely I’m sure…
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“It Takes Two” (Playoff Games)-Your Monday Night Open Thread
I just learned that Rob Base died recently. That tune birthed the practice of using that James Brown ‘yelp’ as a beat and goddamn…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome back. Do you have a specialist/lawyer/mechanic/parole officer that you see in a ‘professional’ circumstance (therefore your fave barkeep is excepted and he/she was…
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Your Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread
Did you pretend to do some yardwork this afternoon? I did. (I bet The Commenter Formerly Known As GameTimeDecision actually did some raking and…
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It’s Sked Release Day! Oh Frabjous Joy!
Ok, c’mon. Frabjous didn’t trigger the spellchecker thingy? What’s going on around here? Moving on, I don’t think the NFL is remotely close to…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
There’s not many of these football-free Mondays left when you think about it-only 17 more after this one. And we all know that time…
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Is DFO The Future Of BlogMAXXING? Experts Disagree.
That title sure does reek of Oldman-itis doesn’t it? The use of a trendy (he thinks) word that he’s come across recently in order…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
When does that World Cup start? My boys are out of the NHL playdowns, the NBA is barely watchable to me because I can’t…
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More Draft Fallout: I Wasn’t Finished Yet
Look at us, we’re mere hours away from the weekend when we can let out our pants and let in some nachos, or other…
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