There's a 4 o'clock football game so there's a corresponding thread. That's just the way it goes around here. This will double as the evening thread, btw.
Fallout from yesterday-
Rams rook Henderson caught himself 6 passes for 38 yards but one of those was for 26. So really you're looking at
If you're hanging out here-even for just a little bit-you've got moxy. You've so many other options with which to entertain yourself and yet... here you be. I like that about you. So, if you could, give yourself a playful little punch in the shoulder in the manner of the
I shouldn't have bothered with it but this is a NFL footballing site so this is sorta what we do. And the thing is, I'm lowkey cheering for these teams to continue the success they seemed to have backed into the latter half of last season. I do the same
They said it could never happen but it did. Scads and mega-scads of images of girlycakes are gone from your device, scrubbed North Korea-style. No more fulsome buttocks to waggle your tongue at. Pert nipples peaking out of a flimsy cotton chemise? Done. Lithesome shoulders revealed by a tank top?
Despite it being just the first week of exhibition I think most of us have taken a quick peek at the games on offer. The real jostling for positions, the surprise cuts, the trades, ('hey did you hear anything, Duke Johnson?') the implications for your fantasy drafts and the season-ending
Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I'm quite grateful that the enormous "nothing sporty to watch" gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL action has been considerably shortened. This here is one of the last days we can eyeball some girlies and guys and make witty or crude (why
It wasn't supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y'all gonna bathe in my ignorance.
Nether Regions/Roger Milla's Granddaughters:
Cameroon played surprisingly well vs. the Canucks last time out (or were the Canucks just a little too tight?)
King Hippo gave me the raging semi, by the way. He's good like that-a real solid internet buddy, as opposed to all you viscous, semi-transparent folks out there in the ether.
So kiddos, we all know who's playing who and where they're playing and what sport they're playing and which planet
The powers that be (me, apparently) have asked that someone, anyone, throw some crap against the content wall so that folks that hate Kentucky (me, again) can have a place to vent their anger. Here. We. Go.
#5 Auburn/#2 Kentucky:
The Tigers got this far because no one bothered to tell them
If you're looking for insight, analysis, clues, savvy angles or sober commentary on these games, you've clicked the wrong site. All that malarkey can be found everywhere you look online. How 'bout we fever dream these matchups? (in chronological order)
TO THE GAMES!
#10 Hawkeyes/#2 Vols:
You dream of walking on grass still
Silly NFL-related News:
-The Bears are looking for kicker options other than the fella currently on their roster. Take one step forward, Redford Jones-you just might be hoofing footballs for the least amount of money Chicago is willing to pay for a guy that might win them a few close games.
My diary is filled with various loving tributes to the many, many blades I have in my collection. (Thankfully, no one talks about Knife Control) Much like any artist I've felt the need recently to expand my skill set, but how?
The non-profit I visited did so many things for those