Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 13, 2019October 13, 2019

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I've taken to walking the winding trails outside town this fall. It's hard to do in the spring because the paths are so muddy and during the summer the bugs are insane. I don't know how people do it without mosquito nets, but then those that do wear them look

Your “But Wait! There’s More!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 13, 2019October 13, 2019

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TO THE GAMES! (yet again) Niners/Rams: Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn't it? I'd like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It's still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back

Your “Meanwhile, Back In America” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 13, 2019October 13, 2019

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Not very pretty, is it? TO THE GAMES! Seahawks/Browns: [mumbles to self] I'm getting very tired of Wordpress not recognizing 'Seahawks' as a word. Qb Wilson continues his trajectory towards MVP status but Cleveland might get both Ward and Williams back in the secondary. I'm not putting a lot of weight on the Browns

Your “Oy! What’s This Then?” Sunday Morning Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 13, 2019

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I'm glad that the NFL heard my wailings and gnashing of teeth last week and ended up scheduling a morning game. And by 'heard', I mean 'went about their business and did what they were going to do anyway'. They're quite gifted in that regard. So, you see the the banner

Your “Practice Squad? More Like Suicide Squad, Amirite?” Thursday Kristallnacht Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 10, 2019

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What is there to say? This game is not for the gentle of soul, nor the weak of stomach, the loose of bowels, the scurvy of teeth or the Giant of heart. I don't think I've ever cheered for a truly dominant team that I knew was going to run

Your “Who Could be Calling at This Hour, Honey?” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 7, 2019October 7, 2019

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Let's get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce Allen just couldn't wait to move on. And move on he did, shortly after 5am this morning. Does Washington specifically hire dickbags or does the work environment bring it

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 6, 2019October 6, 2019

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On these cool, crisp afternoons I like to do a bit of driving. I'm not by any means a 'fall colours' kinda guy but I when I do notice the foliage I'm reminded that it's pleasant enough to look at. I spent a part of the day raking leaves and

Your “Two Whole Games?!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 6, 2019October 6, 2019

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If the London Game had been an early morning affair, yes, I get it. I'd be totally fine with that. But this is 'our' NFL, giving us the illusion of choice when there is in fact none or the choices are garbage. (borrowed from that old crank George Carlinski) Why

Your “But I Wanted a Quadruple-header!” Sunday Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 6, 2019

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T'aint fair! The NFL giveth with the one hand and taketh away with the other. AS ALWAYS! Hey, as long as I'm shouting... TO THE GAMES! Cards/Bills: Not a lot to like here. I'd just like to add-poor Joe Mixon. Poor, poor Joe Mixon. Bills/Titans: The hits keep coming. What's the over/under here-14.5? Matt

Your “Twice in a Row Would be Nice” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 3, 2019

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There were some fool-adjacent blowhards last week (me) that yakked from their gum disease-riddled mouths to the top of their phlegm-soaked lungs that last week's game was going to be a stinker. So now I think we might be in line for another better than average tilt. Hey!, maybe I'll

Your “Does This Look Rushed? Because It Is” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 30, 2019

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No time to talk! Fallout: -Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to Jack Doyle. Somebody cue up Shirley Bassey's History Repeating. -The lesser-known (outside of the Rockies area) Chubb, Brad, is gone for the year. -The even lesser-known (not to me) Ryan Connelly,

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

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Business is brisk at The Salvation Army store on Sundays. It wasn't always this way, hell it wasn't even open on Sunday before I offered to put in the time. You see, the shop is a nondescript building that faces another nondescript building and they're separated by an over-sized walkway.