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Your Preseason Thursday Night NFL Football Headquarters
This place is like no other. We embrace this football slop. Well, it would seem that we’ll get a peek at some starters for…
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Your Monday Night Giants Preview
Look at that scrappy little fella up there with The Cheesecake Factory menu of playcalls. Anyone remember Ben McAdoo? I really wanted to find…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
And there’s a doubleheader even! Although these tired eyes will most likely not be exposed to the second game, I’ll tell you what. Fantasy…
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There’s A Rumble Off In The Distance: Your Monday Night Open Thread
He’s here! -I would like to note that one dumb putz wrote a headline something like, “Donald Works Out For Rams A Second Time”.…
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Too Much, Too Soon? A Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s been quite some time since last we saw six tilts in the same-ish slot. Is anyone nervous that they’ll implode from sheer joy?…
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Nearer My Football To Thee
Both kinds! We’ll have the American sort soon enough and if memory serves the EPL even sooner. I could in theory look it up…
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Are You Feeling Some Post-World Cup Tristesse?
I think I said it somewhere in the comments but John Oliver’s advice to those whose interest has been piqued suggested that they, “Pick…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
If I sound like a broken record it’s because I am but now we’re really, really in the sports doldrums if one is not a rugby…
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It’s Thursday, Ya Heathens!
Another week is very quickly circling the drain. It’s mid-July and I’ve still not done anything (aside from swimming) that I associate with summer…
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“Just Give Me The Damn (Foot) Ball!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the soccer very much but I’m jonesing for football. You see, the Giants have a new coach and…
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