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  • Your Preseason Thursday Night NFL Football Headquarters

    Your Preseason Thursday Night NFL Football Headquarters

    August 27, 2026

    This place is like no other. We embrace this football slop. Well, it would seem that we’ll get a peek at some starters for…

  • Your Monday Night Giants Preview

    Your Monday Night Giants Preview

    August 24, 2026

    Look at that scrappy little fella up there with The Cheesecake Factory menu of playcalls. Anyone remember Ben McAdoo? I really wanted to find…

  • Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    August 20, 2026

    And there’s a doubleheader even! Although these tired eyes will most likely not be exposed to the second game, I’ll tell you what. Fantasy…

  • There’s A Rumble Off In The Distance: Your Monday Night Open Thread

    There’s A Rumble Off In The Distance: Your Monday Night Open Thread

    August 17, 2026

    He’s here! -I would like to note that one dumb putz wrote a headline something like, “Donald Works Out For Rams A Second Time”.…

  • Too Much, Too Soon? A Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    Too Much, Too Soon? A Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    August 13, 2026

    It’s been quite some time since last we saw six tilts in the same-ish slot. Is anyone nervous that they’ll implode from sheer joy?…

  • Nearer My Football To Thee

    Nearer My Football To Thee

    August 10, 2026

    Both kinds! We’ll have the American sort soon enough and if memory serves the EPL even sooner. I could in theory look it up…

  • Are You Feeling Some Post-World Cup Tristesse?

    Are You Feeling Some Post-World Cup Tristesse?

    July 23, 2026

    I think I said it somewhere in the comments but John Oliver’s advice to those whose interest has been piqued suggested that they, “Pick…

  • Your Monday Night Open Thread

    Your Monday Night Open Thread

    July 20, 2026

    If I sound like a broken record it’s because I am but now we’re really, really in the sports doldrums if one is not a rugby…

  • It’s Thursday, Ya Heathens!

    It’s Thursday, Ya Heathens!

    July 16, 2026

    Another week is very quickly circling the drain. It’s mid-July and I’ve still not done anything (aside from swimming) that I associate with summer…

  • “Just Give Me The Damn (Foot) Ball!

    “Just Give Me The Damn (Foot) Ball!

    July 13, 2026

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the soccer very much but I’m jonesing for football. You see, the Giants have a new coach and…

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