King Hippo gave me the raging semi, by the way. He's good like that-a real solid internet buddy, as opposed to all you viscous, semi-transparent folks out there in the ether. So kiddos, we all know who's playing who and where they're playing and what sport they're playing and which planet
Author: scotchnaut
Your “We Join The Game In Progress” College B-Ball Open Thread
Your “Sweet Sixteen Window Is Closing” Sunday Afternoon College Ball Open Thread
If you're looking for insight, analysis, clues, savvy angles or sober commentary on these games, you've clicked the wrong site. All that malarkey can be found everywhere you look online. How 'bout we fever dream these matchups? (in chronological order) TO THE GAMES! #10 Hawkeyes/#2 Vols: You dream of walking on grass still
Your “‘Of Course I’m Pro-Bowel!’ -Adam Viniateri” Sunday Afternoon Free-for-all Open Thread
Your “We Are All…, You Know The Drill” AFC Champagne-ship Game Open Thread
Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread
Your “You Win Some, You Taysom” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Speaking of which, I think we should all take two years off from our current responsibilities and dig an irrigation ditch in Ghana. WHOSE WITH ME? Nobody? Fine then, I'm not going either. TO THE GAME! MOVE BOMBERS/YOUNG SATCHMO'S: Do you want a super-spooky stat that will soil your undergarments once you hear
Your “You Can’t Do That On Television!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
Fallout: -T.O. opened up his bridge-burner again and to no one's surprise threw hc Garrett under the bus for having the gall to lose to a superior team. Several wanks were wanked. -Harvey Dahl awaits his inevitable fine and perhaps a flurry of 'random' drug tests(?) for not expressing himself like an
Your “That’s a Face Only a Mother Could Love” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Check out the smashed-into-the-windshield-several-times visage of Blake Jarwin. The toothfull grin that indicates that the keys shaken by the photographer please him. The too-small, beady eyes that have no doubt silently observed more than one grandmother undressing at bedtime. The throat devoid of an Adam's Apple. The sloughing forehead that
Your “Playing in a Winter Wonderland” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
Your Afternoon-ish NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
Your AFC Wild Card Game Part Deux Open Thread
First things first-we'll have a look at some of the fallout (or falldown in Allen Hurns' case) from yesterday's action. According to a certain Mr. Schefter, Hurns has already had surgery on his un-located ankle, which is now relocated. Older white residents at the hospital are worried that Mr. Hurns' presence