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It’s All About The Hockey, Isn’t It? A Monday Night Open Thread
Well, personally it’s all about Manchester City (barely) taking care of business as well. And some other things but we’ll get to that. Horatio…
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Your “Calm Before The (Playoff Hockey) Storm” Open Thread
It’s time to feel the jolt of driving a motorcycle off a helicopter while high on cocaine again. I can’t recall who originally said…
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A Scattered Monday Night Open Thread
I’m all over the sports landscape because the NFL is offering so little. A reminder to folks (and to Horatio) that a week from…
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The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…
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It’s All About The “B” Tonight-Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Basketball that is, but you knew that. This despite the fact that the Senators are in the last wild card spot, are on a…
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Your “Stephon Retires” Thursday Night Open Thread
I thought the bit was a bit tired but after I saw Hader explain that Mullaney was fucking with him the entire time, I…
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Monday Night Is Ladies Night!
If you’re a college basketballer-more on that later. To The Tidbits! Cleveland Has Stark Realization: The Browns, after taking a long look in the…
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Your Sweet Sixteen-Centric Thursday Night Open Thread
There will be some intense ball played this evening and that’s always fantastic. But here comes the tricky part-Duke vs St. John’s. You know…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
As I’m typing this the Ioway girls ran cold in the 2nd OT. Many kudos to the Virginny defense that locked down tight in…
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“I Got A Basketball Jones” Open Thread
May as well add another addiction to the pile. Is “Jones” or “Jones-ing” even used any more as a euphemism? Back in the day…
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