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Your Monday Night Open Thread
There’s not many of these football-free Mondays left when you think about it-only 17 more after this one. And we all know that time…
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Is DFO The Future Of BlogMAXXING? Experts Disagree.
That title sure does reek of Oldman-itis doesn’t it? The use of a trendy (he thinks) word that he’s come across recently in order…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
When does that World Cup start? My boys are out of the NHL playdowns, the NBA is barely watchable to me because I can’t…
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More Draft Fallout: I Wasn’t Finished Yet
Look at us, we’re mere hours away from the weekend when we can let out our pants and let in some nachos, or other…
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Sifting Through The Remains: Your Half-Assed Assessment of the Draft: A Monday Night Open Thread Special
First off I need to give a shoutout to the Cards for picking up Jeremiyah Love because there was a persistent rumor that new…
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It’s All About The Hockey, Isn’t It? A Monday Night Open Thread
Well, personally it’s all about Manchester City (barely) taking care of business as well. And some other things but we’ll get to that. Horatio…
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Your “Calm Before The (Playoff Hockey) Storm” Open Thread
It’s time to feel the jolt of driving a motorcycle off a helicopter while high on cocaine again. I can’t recall who originally said…
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A Scattered Monday Night Open Thread
I’m all over the sports landscape because the NFL is offering so little. A reminder to folks (and to Horatio) that a week from…
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The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…
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It’s All About The “B” Tonight-Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Basketball that is, but you knew that. This despite the fact that the Senators are in the last wild card spot, are on a…
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