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Your “Stephon Retires” Thursday Night Open Thread
I thought the bit was a bit tired but after I saw Hader explain that Mullaney was fucking with him the entire time, I…
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Monday Night Is Ladies Night!
If you’re a college basketballer-more on that later. To The Tidbits! Cleveland Has Stark Realization: The Browns, after taking a long look in the…
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Your Sweet Sixteen-Centric Thursday Night Open Thread
There will be some intense ball played this evening and that’s always fantastic. But here comes the tricky part-Duke vs St. John’s. You know…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
As I’m typing this the Ioway girls ran cold in the 2nd OT. Many kudos to the Virginny defense that locked down tight in…
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“I Got A Basketball Jones” Open Thread
May as well add another addiction to the pile. Is “Jones” or “Jones-ing” even used any more as a euphemism? Back in the day…
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Your “I Don’t Like Mondays” Open Thread
I’m not talking about the song, I’m talking about getting absolutely snowed under. The snow was up to my waist, bears and deer were…
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Your “Working In A Coal Mine” Thursday Open Thread
I mention the song because the line, “I am so tired!” really fits the bill these days. Retirement is on the horizon but the…
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Your Free Agency Update Open Thread
Look at that totally expected/labored Bowie reference! A shoutout to Horatio, his feelings about Don T’s writing aside, he knocked it out of the…
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Your “A Face Only A Mother Could Love” Thursday Night Open Thread
They breed ’em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren’t getting better.…
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