And we're not tilting at windmills, friends-this be the real thing and all. I trust you have a very many intoxicants and mood-enhancers at arm's length, that you've finished tying the children up in the basement, (or crawlspace, either one is fine) handed the wife a few 20's and said,
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few sessions of furtive squeezing and such she said, "this shirt is so uncomfortable". She got up, took off said shirt and then said, "should I take
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management's liking. Or perhaps you've got the requisite amount of experience but there's a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the
Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let's have a look.
-Not only does LAMAR! have an arm, he's got a leg as well. Two of them, in fact. RG3 says, "enjoy it while it lasts, kid." I can't blame
Actually, I'm not much of a fighter. I'm more of a lover... hmm that's not really correct either. I've always found that to be a strange dichotomy, myself. When it comes down to it I guess I'm more of an appreciator-of good scotch, good books, good profit margins, good games,
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes:
Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18)
AP averaged almost 5.5 ypc. He's old and tired though-I think he was just happy to see the field.
The Giants pass protection worked for large parts of the game.
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show 'em what you got. This is the best quality you'll get as most starters will play into the third quarter like the heroes that they are. What did we do to deserve such a blessing? I think it's because we
[kid's entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause]
Entertainer: "HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!"
Audience: "HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!"
C-Stain: "Oh! It's so lovely to see all my friends. There's Dookie in the front row."
[camera pans to excited child wearing a "Don't Shit Where You Eat" t-shirt]
C-Stain: "Boy, have I got a
See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your mindhole and sit there festering, oozing that delicious milky-white substance that tastes a lot like room temperature ice cream. (h/t, Mr. Flacco) And then, and then..
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be upper echelon teams in their respective conferences and should take their divisions as well. As for the Raiders and Rams? Umm, hmm... This premise of mine
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few "Hello Fresh" thingies. He said he was going give one a go today and I knew that, because he didn't invite me to join in the process, he wanted to tackle this solo.
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We're that much closer to the most wonderful month of the year-the one that comes afterward. Can't recall its name but I do know the weather cools down a bit, (suck it, warm Earthers!)