I’m still sore about being tossed off results last week, even though Balls did a fine job.
This week though — man. I don’t have much to offer anyone. Selection was weak but, hey, if anyone is going to make lemonade out of lemons, it’s all of you all.
All of you all, fine people.
Sorry for the distraught appearance of Week 15 Quotables. I’m just a little bummed that Arizona became mathematically eliminated from the playoffs on Sunday. They last scored a touchdown on December 3rd and are still talking about, “not doing anything foolish with our draft position” — as a reference to both losing out (which they need to do) or trading up to get a franchise quarterback (which they also need to do). If you’re taking NFL futures, let me give you two pointers. First, the Cardinals will suck. Second, the response to “But is Blake Bortles elite?” will soon be “Well, he won a Super Bowl.”
God I wish the Bears had carried Rex Grossman to a Super Bowl.
But enough about Sexy Rexy, on to your Week 15 submissions.