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  • Your “Pitter Patter” Wednesday Morning Open Thread

    Your “Pitter Patter” Wednesday Morning Open Thread

    August 12, 2026

    Buenos días, damas y caballeros. It looks like the content cupboard was bare this morning, so I’m braindumping at you super briefly before I…

  • Your “Football Like Substance Has Returned!” Hall of Fame Game Thursday Night Open Thread

    Your “Football Like Substance Has Returned!” Hall of Fame Game Thursday Night Open Thread

    August 6, 2026

    Top Image Source Our long national nightmare is over. No, not that one, but at least tonight is the return of NFL (preseason) game…

  • Your “Oops, What Day is It?” Monday Night Open Thread

    Your “Oops, What Day is It?” Monday Night Open Thread

    August 3, 2026

    Good evening, and I regret to inform you that I let a catch up lunch with friends turn into a 2 martini lunch followed…

  • Your “Oh This Guy Again?” Thursday Night Open Thread

    Your “Oh This Guy Again?” Thursday Night Open Thread

    July 30, 2026

    Evening. As a reminder, we’re giving scotchnaut a little break so he comes back for the NFL season rested and ready. Just like Jeff…

  • Your “BFC Has Things to Say” Monday Night Open Thread

    Your “BFC Has Things to Say” Monday Night Open Thread

    July 27, 2026

    Scotchnaut is off tonight and the next few weeks. Something about all work and no play making his flensing knife dull or something. He should…

  • Subsequent GTD reflections SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EDITION!

    Subsequent GTD reflections SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EDITION!

    June 30, 2026

      Hello there, fellow DFOer.  GTD/BoLaMS is off today, something about butt stuff. So I will be the one who sits in judgment of…

  • Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 36

    Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 36

    May 7, 2026

    Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…

  • Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 35

    Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 35

    April 30, 2026

    Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…

  • Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 34

    Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 34

    April 23, 2026

    Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…

  • Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

    Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

    April 16, 2026

    This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…

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