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Your “Pitter Patter” Wednesday Morning Open Thread
Buenos días, damas y caballeros. It looks like the content cupboard was bare this morning, so I’m braindumping at you super briefly before I…
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Your “Football Like Substance Has Returned!” Hall of Fame Game Thursday Night Open Thread
Top Image Source Our long national nightmare is over. No, not that one, but at least tonight is the return of NFL (preseason) game…
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Your “Oops, What Day is It?” Monday Night Open Thread
Good evening, and I regret to inform you that I let a catch up lunch with friends turn into a 2 martini lunch followed…
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Your “Oh This Guy Again?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Evening. As a reminder, we’re giving scotchnaut a little break so he comes back for the NFL season rested and ready. Just like Jeff…
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Subsequent GTD reflections SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EDITION!
Hello there, fellow DFOer. GTD/BoLaMS is off today, something about butt stuff. So I will be the one who sits in judgment of…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 36
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 35
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 34
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law
This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…
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