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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish
Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I’m Tits Magee. You’re getting a few…
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25 Questions About….
This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent…
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Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!
Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here’s a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished…
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Bringing Back This Week in Fuck You — Depression
Above Photo From Here It’s 5:26pm right now. Or at least right now as I sit down to write this, not right now as…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)
Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All…
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Subsequent GTD reflections, Contiguous US Substitute Teacher Edition
Hello there fellow DFOer. In case you didn’t notice last week (how dare you?), GTD has been given a two week reprieve from forced…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 30
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 29
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 28” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…