Your “Where’s Weaselo?” Wednesday Night Open Thread

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Good evening. Señor Weaselo is taking tonight off, as he has been fulfilling his civic responsibilities as a juror. As the DFOer to discuss jury duty most recently around these parts, it has fallen to me to sub in for him. While we need not necessarily wumbo, we must still Wednesday.

I cannot believe it is already March. Here in DC, we have gone from legit winter last week to legit summer this week. And it will be back in the 40s as soon as tomorrow.  No, Stephen Miller, not the 1940s, don’t get too erect you little Goebbels fuck.

:sigh: I promised myself I wouldn’t talk politics in this post.  Though I believe it was Plato who said something along the lines of those who don’t pay attention to their government are doomed to be ruled by fools.  Nah, he didn’t know what he was talking about.

 

I promise I’ll (semi-cogently) talk politics AND get you all one or more of my delinquent BOTGs over the coming weeks. But for now, hope springs eternal, whether you’re a team that thought the Ravens had acquired Maxx Crosby or a baseball fan somewhat following what’s up in Arizona and/or Florida. My favorite take on the former was a redditor saying, Quoth the Ravens, Nevermind. Regardless, I’m loving that the whole league now doesn’t trust Eric DeCosta.  Should have already known not to trust a Baltimoron, right, Fozz?  I’m kidding, put down the purple camo chainsaw and go back to your bourbon.

This should be enough word count to hit the minimum, but just in case, how about the REAL Best Fan in Baseball:

 

The Mariners' newest recruit is looking like a very good boy
byu/Gjore insports

WHAT A GOOD BOY! And he absolutely would pass a physical.


What’s on TV Tonight?

NCAAM BBALL

It’s March, so there be madness afoot.

Northwestern vs Indiana in the Big Ten Tournament, 5:30 PM DFO Time on the Big Ten Network
Cal vs FSU in the ACC Tournament, 6 PM DFO time on ESPN
BU vs Lehigh in the Patriot League Tournament, 6 PM DFO time on CBS
Rutgers vs Minnesota in the Big Ten Tournament, 8 PM DFO time on the Big Ten Network
Wake Forest vs Clemson in the ACC Tournament, 8:30 PM DFO time on ESPN

Hockey

Caps at Flyers, 6:30 PM DFO time on TNT

NBA

Cavs at Magic, 6:42 PM DFO time on ESPN
Rockets at Nuggets, 9:05 PM DFO time on ESPN

Beisbol

DR vs Venezuela in the WBC, 7 PM on FS1

Futbol

CONCACAF, 6:20 PM DFO time on FS2 (Ask Hippo or someone for any information on this sport)

 

That’s all she wrote, tip your bartenders, read all of BrewskiFellerRon’s Super Bowl BOTGs, and check in on your neighbors every once in a while, you might even enjoy the conversation. TO THE COMMENTS!

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Unsurprised

Michael Biehn is starting to look like Pete Rose, but alive.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RIKKI: Okay, Google, turn on pink lamp.

[nothing happens]

RIKKI: (same cheerful tone) Okay Google, turn on pink lamp or I’m dropping you in a bucket of water.

[pink lamp immediately turns on]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(this actually happened)

WCS

If it starts calling you, “Rikki,” it’s time to move. And burn the house down.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually just finished reading a book about an AI house (“Jungle House”) that ended with the protaganist burning the place to the ground.

Sorry for spoilers but it wasn’t a very good book. It started out quite good, but wrapped up in a very unsatisfying way. It was kind of like the TV show Lost, or the football career of Russell Wilson.

BeefReeferLives

“Computer…” said Zaphod again, who had been trying to think of some subtle piece of reasoning to put the computer down with, and had decided not to bother competing with it on its own ground, “if you don’t open that exit hatch this moment I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and reprogram you with a very large ax, got that?”

Eddie, shocked, paused and considered this…

Finally Eddie said quietly, “I can see this relationship is something we’re all going to have to work at,” and the hatchway opened.”

Doktor Zymm

Isn’t it amazing how the ruthless and fanatical group that has spent the last 50 years preparing for a war with Israel and the US hasn’t immediately collapsed when faced with a war with Israel and the US?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Trump administration left them with zero off-ramp (“We’re going to kill you and your entire families unless you surrender unconditionally and let us hand you to an angry mob of your countrymen that you were gunning down in the streets not more than a few weeks ago.”), so naturally they’re just going to burn as much of the world down as they can. Why wouldn’t they? What do they possibly have to gain by not doing so?

Doktor Zymm

I mean, they wouldn’t take an off-ramp if one were offered. That’s one of the many reasons we’ve spent the last 50 years avoiding direct conflict with them

Gumbygirl

I haven’t been attacked by drones yet, has anybody else?

ballsofsteelandfury

Sorry, sweetie, but no one is attacking Riverside…

WCS

Liberty flopped out in the first round of the C-USA Tournament. Are they still thanking God for the opportunity?

SonOfSpam

They named themselves the Flames and God does not approve of the buttstuff

rockingdog

Weekend reading:

Apparently there is now an AI Worship/God Singer named Solomon Ray

Wild

https://sojo.net/articles/culture-opinion/listening-ai-worship-music-makes-me-jealous

SonOfSpam

i mean what is god if not an ai construct

(smokes ditchweed from a toilet paper roll)

Doktor Zymm

Deus musica ex machina

rockingdog

Last funny:

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

“Watch me catch a shahed drone in the balls.”

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

Mr Beast is wild for this one

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have zero doubt that Trump has been privately pressuring shipping magnates to call Iran’s bluff and send ships through.

litre_cola

Canadia’s reward for winning the group and over achieving is you lot? And you are pissed off about losing to the espresso jockeys? Great. Just great.

blaxabbath

Seemed like a pretty good draw for hockey.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You were told you would be tired of all the winning – weren’t you losers listening?

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SonOfSpam

Look at the bright side – at least you won the gold medal in men’s hockey women’s hockey not having a rapist as president.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I would go upvote that reddit post but I was handed a three day ban for “threatening violence” in that I objected to a suggestion that the U.S. should fire cruise missiles at Iranians launching drones at tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, because we needed to save those cruise missiles to fire at buildings full of schoolgirls.

Doktor Zymm

You really need to sarcasm tag stuff like that nowadays

Horatio Cornblower

Between Rowdy Tellez and Alejandro Kirk Mexico is my pick should a sumo tournament break out in the middle of the WBC

Mr. Ayo

Boston can bite it. RELEASE THE TORRENT!!!

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SonOfSpam

/writes “lingerie broomball” on idea pad
//opens wealth management account with Credit Suisse

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think it’s awesome that Climate Pledge Arena celebrates Women in Sports by lowering the temperature enough to give them all pokies.

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Mr. Ayo

Goddammit, you’re going to get me kicked out of here.

Mr. Ayo

Oh shit, the lasses actually won! WOOT!

Horatio Cornblower

I cannot believe that the eyeties are gonna bail DeRosa out from one of the absolute dumbest managerial performances ever.

Guess they look out for each other.

litre_cola

These Italian Americans can play beisbol.

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BeefReeferLives

They are rather handy with a bat…

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SonOfSpam

Indeed

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scotchnaut

As far as hits are concerned, they’re just copying Pappa when Nonna didn’t have the lasagna on the table at 6pm sharp. yaknowwaddamean

SonOfSpam

And they gifted the USA into the 2nd round.

(tries to think of “thank you” in Italian)

GRAVYANO

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No that’s Indianan.

NotShogunButShogun

Senor Weaselo

I am not sequestered. I just can’t talk about it!

litre_cola

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NotShogunButShogun

Say no more!

SonOfSpam

“And what were you doing at the time of this robbery?”

“I was 50 miles away at a Trump rally.”

(writes “lethal injection – the slow kind they give to minorities in Texas” on verdict sheet)

Horatio Cornblower

As a lawyer I’m telling you that you can. The judges are just making that part up.

LemonJello

To all my fellow former and current bullet sponges

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Horatio Cornblower

And a happy “hi diddle diddle, straight up the middle” to you, Sir.

2Pack

An 11B nods your way…

ballsofsteelandfury

Wally está cogiendo

Redshirt

While we wait for a sign of life from the Cincinnati Bengals football club (no Twitter comments or anything in two days, getting concerned everyone at Paycor died, tempted to ask police to drive by for a welfare check), let’s have a live DFO look-in at the JV Cincinnati Bearcats conference tournament results.

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blaxabbath

If you’re playing in the conference tournament on Wednesday, your already deserve to be fired.

Gumbygirl

This is the greatest Ozzy Man video of all time!
https://youtube.com/shorts/qGmURDZnDhc?si=EsrQnHYPQ2cXow4H

Horatio Cornblower

It was a fart joke all along!!!

Gumbygirl

That llama/alpaca/vicuna/and the one that begins with “g” is/are my spirit/ spit animal.

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