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Your “Where’s Weaselo?” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Banner Image from here. Good evening. Señor Weaselo is taking tonight off, as he has been fulfilling his civic responsibilities as a juror. As…
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BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab
Greetings and Salutations. Sharkbait is still off on his walkabout. Which is somewhat ironic because I’m the one down undah (in the Southern Hemisphere) (I…
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BFC’s Substitute COTW, (Belated) Thanksgiving Boogaloo
Sharkbait is off today, something about drinking his face off until he fights finds a Gallagher brother. I guess my name is filler. I’ve…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?
It’s been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you–your long national nightmare is over (after this…
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Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. So if you’re sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French
Well, Sharky still isn’t back, so you’re stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let’s keep our travel theme going and head over…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish
Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I’m Tits Magee. You’re getting a few…
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NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)
Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All…
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Subsequent GTD reflections, Contiguous US Substitute Teacher Edition
Hello there fellow DFOer. In case you didn’t notice last week (how dare you?), GTD has been given a two week reprieve from forced…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 27” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…