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Subsequent GTD reflections, Contiguous US Substitute Teacher Edition
Hello there fellow DFOer. In case you didn’t notice last week (how dare you?), GTD has been given a two week reprieve from forced…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 27” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 20” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 17” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread
Good evening and Happy June. I’m writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our…
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Your Substitute Sunday Night Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. I can’t remember if it was something about a “deposition” or a “deep position in your mom.” Speaking of, how…
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Not-So-Instant BFC Thoughts (on Aussie Footy)
Did you get that thing I didn’t send you? Consider this an alternative “AFL Beat” that will mainly focus on the games I watched/tracked…
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Your “Happy Purim!” Monday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Getty Your regularly scheduled Monday night Warhammer professor, ArmedandHammered, is off tonight. Sorry, any esoteric references for the evening will likely…
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Sunday Gravy with… The Philippines-Haiti-Ridgecrest-San Diego
Quick, first life changing moment from your childhood? Mine, fairly easy, I was 10 years old when my 2 year old brother died. That…
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AFL Beat! (Substitute Teacher Edition)
Hodwy. Your friendly neighborhood Balls has been underwater for a bit, so he asked me to pinch hit on an AFL Beat! As you…