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Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you’re stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week’s submissions here. You’ll note not all submissions have a winner this week.  As an arrogant fuck, I wasn’t impressed enough with some of the fodder. Probably the fault of the MNF match last week, which hopefully isn’t a harbinger of things to come. Regardless, WE NEED MORE QUANTITY NEXT WEEK, PEOPLE! This #CONTENT isn’t going to mine itself.

Oh, and I should say that LemonJello got screwed by the primacy effect.  His Lions joke was amazing and should have had a twofer this week, but I couldn’t shake the first one in the post. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Not unlike SchnaapsHomeyBront, I was surprised there wasn’t Thursday Night Football last night. Relieved, since I hadn’t touched my lineup for the all-important Third Place Consolation Matchup to Not Pay Next Year’s Entry Fee Bowl brought to you by Midas and/or Summer’s Eve.  But surprised nonetheless.

But keep your head on a swivel out there; Saturday football is nigh once again this week. At least no one has to play on Christmas Day, right?  Oh, there are two MNF games this week?  At least both include teams that got boned hard by officiating last week.  I’m sure WCS and RTD have gotten over it, right?  Right?  Shit, check the bourbon supply, and warn locals about broken bottles in the neighborhood.

As blax says, the gifs should be loaded now.  Kind of like the rest of you.  ZING!

/checks watch

Eh, at least one of you is probably drunk. Not judging.  I mean, definitely judging, but only your humor for now. TO THE RESULTS!

…and in the “I’m going straight to hell” non-animated submission division:

Yeah.  See you all in hell.  Possibly literally in HRTN later.  PEACE!