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  • Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

    Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

    April 16, 2026

    This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…

  • Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 33

    Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 33

    April 9, 2026

    Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…

  • Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 32

    Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 32

    April 2, 2026

    Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…

  • Your “Where’s Weaselo?” Wednesday Night Open Thread

    Your “Where’s Weaselo?” Wednesday Night Open Thread

    March 11, 2026

    Banner Image from here. Good evening. Señor Weaselo is taking tonight off, as he has been fulfilling his civic responsibilities as a juror. As…

  • BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab

    BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab

    December 19, 2025

    Greetings and Salutations. Sharkbait is still off on his walkabout. Which is somewhat ironic because I’m the one down undah (in the Southern Hemisphere) (I…

  • BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?

    BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?

    August 22, 2025

    It’s been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you–your long national nightmare is over (after this…

  • Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

    Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

    August 17, 2025

    DonT is off tonight. So if you’re sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me…

  • 25 Questions About….

    25 Questions About….

    May 14, 2025

    This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent…

  • Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

    Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

    February 27, 2025

      Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here’s a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished…

  • Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31

    Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31

    December 3, 2024

      Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…

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