Whose Big Turk? My Big Turk, Apparently

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 19, 2022October 19, 2022

As may be known 'round these parts, LitreCola is a generous man with a particular M.O.--anything he ships to a rando 'Murrican is accompanied by a Big Turk (or Big'R Turk in some cases). Recently, he was kind enough to ship me some Canadian Maple Whiskey along with some snaxx,

Even on Independence Day, the Content Must Be Mined! (Though not necessarily mine)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 4, 2022July 3, 2022

*Cover Photo From Here; I was going to use a picture of a happy miner, but those were all stock photos or Disney, both quite litigious Happy 4th of July! Or another Monday, depending on your geography and/or perspective. Given that there is so much figuratively on fire right now in

Your “July Eve” Thursday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 30, 2022June 30, 2022

*Featured Photo Credit From Here Brace yourselves, but the year is halfway over. That's right, tomorrow is July, the beginning of a four day weekend for Scotchy and Horatio, the start of a regular work weekend for Archduke LaCross, and a countdown to Independence Day festivities for most of us working

Your “Dear Lord, How is it Already August” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 1, 2021August 1, 2021

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As the title clearly lays out, I cannot believe it is August. Maybe it's the enduring pandemic that we can't escape due to variants and the defiant ignorance/selfishness of the freedumb crowd. Maybe it's the fact I've been so busy at work that I can't keep track of time. Maybe

Through Which Open Door Should You Go?

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 17, 2018

For many fantasy football players that aren't me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren't in northern California, it's an even yuuuger week. I'm talking, of course, about the winter solstice. Oh, and fantasy football championships, and playoff hunts, and end of the year discussions

Can’t Bear to Say Goodbye

BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 23, 2018April 23, 2018

Photo Credit: Bears Twitter As is well known to both Boyz and Men, it is so hard to say goodbye. Apparently that can be true even when you've already parted. Matt Forte and Devin Hester were two of the greatest players to wear GSH on their sleeves, but they had to move

Request Line: Things You Maybe Heard Right

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 20, 2018April 19, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A grizzled old man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the GUEST PRODUCER, who has been silently staring at him since his arrival at the station. The grizzled old man starts to talk but wisely thinks better of it

2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 30, 2017December 31, 2017

Photo Credit: NY Post I'd make a "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit. Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week's quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late

2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all

Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

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Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something

We Care Since the NFL Doesn’t

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 16, 2017October 16, 2017

By now, unless you have carefully cultivated your social media feed(s) to only reflect the opinions of people Richard Spencer believes should have the right to vote, you have seen a slew of "Me, too" and/or #metoo posts on facebook, twitter, etc. In the wake of the latest public outing

Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club's big brothers, as they plodded their way to a 5-7-2 record, finishing a dismal 5th place in the NFL West despite nearly scoring that magical number of 17 points per game. They even lost