25 Questions About….

This jacket:

I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent it to Balls, but I have questions that remain. Like–

1. Wat?
2. I don’t follow car racing (I don’t see race?) but does Viagra still sponsor a team?
3. If so, is it NASCAR, F1, or something else?
4. If not, would you say it…petered out?
5. At the top of the jacket it had the technical medical name or whatever for Viagra, who benefits from that or is that like a regulatory requirement?
6. Do you think the people who work on regulatory compliance specific to Viagra tell their family they work for Viagra or they work for Pfizer?
7. Once you tell people you work for Viagra, does everyone ask how hard work is?
8. Back to the wearer of the above jacket, do you think she supports the racing team or just wants to be a provocateur?
9. Does that jacket go with any outfit or are the shiny pants a must?
10. There’s no doubt Balls (when single) would have hit on her immediately right?
11. Which DFOer can come up with the best ballsesque pickup lines for a Viagra jacket wearing lady? Let’s see what you’ve got.
12. How does balls do these list of 25 questions without running out of ideas/getting bored?
13. Is it obvious that this is a Karen Carpenter job?
14. Does everyone here know what a Karen Carpenter job is?
15. Would Karen Carpenter be caught dead in a Viagra jacket?
16. Probably more likely for Nancy Reagan (dead or alive) huh?
17. If there’s some fashion movement around Viagra clothing that I’m missing, would you tell me or just leave me in the dark?
18. Oooh, she probably bought it at a thrift shop, do you think there were loose pills in the pockets?
19. This feels like the type of thing you could buy with camel cash in 1997, right?
20. Am I the only one who remembers camel cash?
21. It’s been hell getting old, but at least I don’t need Viagra (yet), right?
22. Does this photo count as a creep shot? I didn’t want to be creepy so I was subtle and tried to make it as not sexual of a pic as possible.
23. Is Brick going to tell me he took a better version of this photo from the other side of the street?
24. Which pharmaceutical drug would you be most willing to have emblazoned on a jacket you wear in public?
25. How badly do you miss balls doing these instead of me?

Fin.