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Walking the Walk with a Withered Leg – Ravens Preseason Punchout

See that sentence? I just tore my ACL, sprained my thumb, and suffered a hamstring injury where the tendon unfurled like a flag, burst…

Well, we have a Super Bowl on the horizon. It’s going to be as exciting as watching any episode of Emily in Paris. One…

I would like to thank Rikki Tikki Deadman for suggesting I watch this series on Netflix. His recommendation plunged me into a week of…

Hippo Introduccionero – Hate week could not POSSIBLY be complete without this fine piece of venom. The last time my father hit me was…

“Did you hear that it’s Movember?” “Oh, I’m not drinking because it’s Dry January.” People who say these things should have their faces washed…

I’m old enough to remember when The Blair Witch was released. The word-of-mouth marketing campaign, the “lost footage” and the use of unknown actors…

The pain never ends. Life makes sure of that. But sometimes, us masochists go out and seek it. Like inviting my mother-in-law into the…

I love to read. I love to watch movies. And I love to get shit faced. Not in that order. One of the hazards…

New Year’s Eve. Saint Patrick’s Day. Super Bowl. What do all of these three events have in common? They are fucking amateur hours. The…

Let’s be honest, our nation is F.U.C.K.E.D. It doesn’t matter what side of the aisle these politicians sit on; they wallow like greedy sow…