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  • Coach Randy

    Coach Randy

    March 31, 2026

    SAP Center – San Jose, CA 6:47pm – 3/26/26 University of Arizona Wildcats head coach Tommy Lloyd sat in a moment of focus before…

  • What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread

    What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread

    February 23, 2026

    For those that partook, now there’s an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you’re superdesperate the Combine is on this…

  • “We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread

    “We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread

    June 18, 2025

    A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m…

  • How Does One Fill The Time? A Thursday Open Thread

    How Does One Fill The Time? A Thursday Open Thread

    April 17, 2025

    Football-wise I’m just counting down the days until the draft hits. There might just be some Ottawa Senators playoff hockey though. Not seen in the…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

    March 19, 2025

    ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom!  I’m there!   Aggh!  Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

    March 12, 2025

    “What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed.  I went into the girls when…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

    March 5, 2025

    “I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…

  • Monday Night Open Thread – Bunny Take Over Edition

    Monday Night Open Thread – Bunny Take Over Edition

    March 3, 2025

    I was working on my next Trench Crusade entry when, during yesterday’s thread, Gumbygirl indicated that she would like to see an update on…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    February 27, 2025

    Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    February 19, 2025

    Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…

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