Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 8 (Le Dénouement)

ballsofsteelandfury - August 20, 2019August 11, 2019

EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try a few maneuvers. It's his tenth wave of an epic day in which he has surfed to his heart's content with hardly anyone else in the

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 7

ballsofsteelandfury - August 13, 2019August 4, 2019

INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT Balls: So, where exactly are we going? tWBS:I don't care anymore. Hippo (looking sideways at Balls): Whaddayasay we hang out in Frankfurt? I've heard good things! Balls (exchanging glances with Hippo): Yeah!

tWBS On Relationships – VI The Final Chapter (at least for now)

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 7, 2019August 7, 2019

There's a reason why we went backwards chronologically. At the end of this one, hopefully you'll understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2taJLBGoMi8 This story is a bit convoluted in several ways. And it might have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm going to try to tell it accurately, but it's been a while. Please bear

Jameis Rides Again – The Tampa Bay Buccaneers DFO Preview

SonOfSpam - August 6, 2019August 5, 2019

No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans' hearts two yards at a time, and Jon Gruden was considered a quality football mind. With that in mind, this preview is gonna be a listicle. I'm lazy, you don't care, it's

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6

ballsofsteelandfury - August 6, 2019July 31, 2019

INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM FOOOOOOKKKINNN CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY!!! Balls (in the backseat, crossing myself): ¡¡Jesús, María, José!! tWBS (riding shotgun because he called it a half a second before

tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 2)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 31, 2019July 31, 2019

I started this story last week. And I tried to be very careful in what I said and how I said it. I will admit that in the moment, nearly three years ago, I did not handle it particularly well. In fact, I handled it very not well. Being betrayed will do

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5

ballsofsteelandfury - July 30, 2019July 28, 2019

EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We're here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren't you happy that we flew WOW airlines now? Balls: You know, I have to give it up to you. It certainly makes getting around a lot easier. tWBS: So, how are we

tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 1)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 24, 2019July 22, 2019

I have to be careful about this one. Very, very careful. But let's give it a shot. Balls: Don't worry, I'm here to make sure you're ok. tWBS: Hey, that's mighty nice of you! Balls: And to make sure you don't fuck up. tWBS: Asshole. Ok fine, let's just get this over with... In early

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4

ballsofsteelandfury - July 23, 2019July 21, 2019

EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it's a wise move to go back to the pub? What if Mary is there? tWBS: Oh, there's no chance of that. There was... an accident. Balls: What?!? Again? tWBS: It wasn't my fault! Balls:

tWBS On Relationships – Special Edition

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 17, 2019July 17, 2019

Originally, this week we were going to begin talking about love and loss from a few years ago. But then wordpress ate it. Twice. And I don't have time to type it all again this week. So we'll get to that next week. So even though we've been working backwards chronologically,

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3

ballsofsteelandfury - July 16, 2019July 14, 2019

INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin' Hank to score. Up the Toffees!!! Drunk Englishman: UP THE TOFFEES!!! They both crash their pint glasses into each other and promptly down the amber nectar. Drunk King

tWBS On Relationships – IV

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 10, 2019July 10, 2019

In May of 2018 I traveled to Venice Beach, California for two weeks as I sometimes do. The Venice and Santa Monica area is probably my favorite place in the world. Venice in particular is a very interesting place to me, if for no other reason than all races and