Monday Night Open Thread – Bunny Take Over Edition

I was working on my next Trench Crusade entry when, during yesterday’s thread, Gumbygirl indicated that she would like to see an update on the bunnies!  So as our Empress has requested, an update on the A&H bunnies.  If you have not seen any mentions of mine about the rabbits, we have 4, a pair upstairs who roam around a gated section of my office.  The other pair are in the kitchen/breakfast nook area and on days above 40 F we let them out onto the screened in porch.

 

She is now a little larger than he is at the moment.

 

Out oldest is Noir and he is 7 years old and has some arthritis, so movement and self cleaning are a bit harder.  Not sure if him bonding with Orson, a 1.5 year old female who is very, very active, and will eat anything in huge amounts (hence the name).  Noir is the solid black lop-ear and Orson is the salt and pepper lop.

Both are fun and dance together when I come up in the morning and give them their fruit for the morning.

 

 

 

 

 

The downstairs duo, Flan and Snickerdoodles are both about a year and a half old.  Still pretty aloof, but Flan will allow you to pick him up and snuggle him, Snickers will try and flee the entire time, but like any true Diva will just stand on a table and let my wife give her a hair cut and brush her hair.  Before the last styling, she was looking more like a small yip, yip dog.

Unlike a certain Mr. Meathook, I suck at taking pictures, mainly because I never think about taking pictures and usually do not have my phone at hand.  But I got lucky on the pic on the right, the little dude is hilarious and loves to climb up and “sun” himself.  She just likes to be really high up to look down on the plebian human servants.

So these two just love banana chips, the ones we had been giving to them are very hard, which is wonderful for the rabbits.  Well, in trying to replenish the supply, I accidentally got dried bananas, which are not hard, shit, they aren’t even firm, they are limp and slimy (just like in Deanna’s nightmares).  I could not stand to touch them so we now use tongs and hopefully they will be gone soon as of course the rabbits loved them.  Dried mango is not slimy, more leathery, and I think Flan would cut you for some.

Recent vet visits for all for physicals indicates all are healthy, with Noir just having arthritis.  Been getting a little concerned as he has started to stick extremely close to me, laying beside my feet as I work, and or anytime I am sitting where he can be near me.  Do not want to think about that nope, nope, nope.

So there you go, Empress Gumbygirl, may your reign and high last for a very long time.

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Doktor Zymm

BUNNIES BUNNIES YAY!

Managed to limit myself to only a 3 hour nap yesterday then stayed up till about 8 by playing Civ so missed this last night but BUNS ARE THE BEST

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PpyNjhoyaX0

Found where Jay Cutler’s been.

WCS
WCS

I really am a child:

“voicemail” is abbreviated as “VM” in our call logs. I just typo’d “BM” and chuckled a la Butt-head when I read it back to meself. “I typed ‘BM.’”

Gumbygirl

I met Mr. Rogers and his wife many years ago at a mutual friend’s wedding. He was exactly like you hoped he would be, a lovely gentle man.

Gatoraids

My mom got to meet Captain Kangaroo working for his corporate childcare program

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QAei3XQXM

Literal fire watch tends to get a bit dull, so I found this. Any thoughts, Brick?

Brick Meathook

On my boomer it was mostly the same except more racks. I think there were 5 aisles in main berthing, and some areas were better (“the Hilton zones.” You got to choose your rack before patrol, and it went by rank. There were also a few racks in the torpedo room and the missile compartment, and these were highly coveted.

On one patrol there was a junior guy in my division who hated one particular leading petty officer. The berthing areas were normally quiet and darkened with only red safety lights to guide you, and individual racks had privacy curtains. One night this junior guy quietly went to the darkened berthing area and silently sewed the bottom of the LPO’s curtain directly to his mattress, thus sealing him in. There was a battle stations drill and the LPO was trapped inside his rack. The junior guy never got caught nor punished, and everybody thought it was hysterical (and we all knew who did it).

Another time a guy got the electronic flash from the boat’s SLR 35mm camera and took it to the darkened berthing area. He went into the quiet and darkened berthing area where his LPO was sleeping, and he pulled the curtain partly back and gently awoke the LPO. As the groggy LPO began to awake he fired the flash right into his eyes, momentarily blinding him, then vanished from the scene as the LPO screamed and flailed.

Good times, shipmates, good times.

2Pack

Ciao Tutti

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Gumbygirl

I would take the gorilla to the food court and introduce him to his new friends Orange Julius and Auntie Anne.

2Pack

But if you were to get the snakes you can try this…

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Brick Meathook

This is good information to know while a snake is wrapped around your neck.

“Double scales aft of the anus, hmmm” you’ll say to yourself. “This means I won’t get bitten, merely strangled. Thank goodness for that merit badge all those many years ago.”

WCS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiFVbjOjA2k

Hope yinz are doing well. I know Col. Duke LaCrosse is doing better.

Col. Duke LaCross

Plane ticket purchased. First time headed back to Yonkers in a couple weeks to visit the Duchess since driving her back there last August. First time together since December. Nine days. Try and help her unpack her new house. Golf courses are opening that week, the ‘Bombers are hosting the Brewers that week and gonna try and make it into the city. Missed my punk rock girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4&pp=ygUOcHVuayByb2NrIGdpcmw%3D

WCS

That’s fantastic. When do you leave?

Col. Duke LaCross

The 21st. Gotta get our new hires trained up in the meantime.

Redshirt

First smart move we’ve made in years…

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blaxabbath

The Bengals are a team with an upcoming Preview I am excited to read.

Redshirt

Check back after Free Agency. If Chase, Higgins and Hendrickson are all gone and Burrow is prepping to pull a Palmer, it may read less 2025 Bengals Preview and more Redshirt’s Insane Manifesto.

WCS
BC Dick

And started every game. How bad could the backups be?

ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE THE BUNNIES!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes, yes, we know why you go on ski vacations.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Bunny hill?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or to grottos

BeefReeferLives

Bunhammer!! (these people have entirely too much time on their hands – I found the attributes discussion at the end funny, tho’)

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=warhammer+with+bunnies#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:3007ac90,vid:PuRgb_e5DUc,st:0

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Gumbygirl

This is exactly what I needed right now- what we all need. Thank you , Armedand Hammered! Your buns are beeyoutiful! I didn’t know they need to have their haircut, I bet that’s fun. And squirmy.

It’s hard when our furbabies get old. My Henry is 17- I keep telling him he needs to stay a kitten forever, but I’m starting to see the inevitable slowdown. Not decline, not yet, but he’s not the cat he used to be. I think part of it is he’s missing Gumby, but he sleeps more now, and he’s clingy much more than he used to be. My brain shies away from the thought of him going. I just try to enjoy every minute I have with him.

BeefReeferLives

“he sleeps more now, and he’s clingy much more than he used to be. My brain shies away from the thought of him going. I just try to enjoy every minute I have with him”

Yup. Same with Flower. She is a lot more social & enjoys skritches more now, when not sleeping. Remembering the semi feral girl we adopted & glad she is happy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s exactly the same behavior I’ve been seeing from our 17 year-old Lily. I’m right there with you, GG.

Sharkbait

Mrs Sharkbait looking at her inbox

Her: Did you order something recently? I’m expecting fabric swatches but the only package we have coming is from California

Me: Oh that’s probably a butt keychain.

Her: What. The. Fuck.

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ballsofsteelandfury

He he he…

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Just wait until you have to pay dooty on the shipping

ballsofsteelandfury

Wait, did you really have to pay anything?

Doktor Zymm

Retaliatory tariff on butt related merchandize

blaxabbath

Two of my project award submissions are being recognized at our industry convention this spring (one with first place, one with second in its category). Naturally, the third was the one my team most wanted to win (I knew it wouldn’t, by the historic nature of that category — one of those reminders that we’re still just a little regional family-owned guy in a sea of The United States Steel Industry).

I’m most pleased that the winning submission was, I thought, the worst one. But, to my team, it is their #2 project so I’m glad they’ll get that to hang in their office. And I hid a couple Easter eggs in the photos and text of the writeup for my brother. He’ll catch the ones in the images pretty fast. He may never ever read halfway through the 1,200 word write-up to get to the one I dropped in the project details text.

The submission that is getting a second place (that I was so sure won it’s category) doesn’t really matter to anyone on our team (it’s just pretty much mine, as no one else still around worked on it) and I just wanted it to get recognized as kinda a [funny] dig at a guy. So it’ll still take place on the stage and, thus, accomplishes the joke.

So, as a matter of priorities, things are working out as best they kinda could on that.

Plus I found a state project awards I am going to submit the third (losing) project. Don’t think it’ll win their either (if our specialty industry judges didn’t appreciate it — and they don’t need to — then general industry won’t appreciate the “art” side of it) but I’m really trying to collect buy-in right now and if these guys who have said for decades they don’t fucking need praise and those awards are bullshit between bullshitters and they’re just fine being professionals silently want me to go try and tell their story (in the appropriate place), then I’m more than happy to get another reuse out of those stupid writeups (theyre not stupid, i put time and care into them. The awards is stupid. Dont make me win the Special Olympics.) Other than taking the award submissions and getting them spiral bound and issuing them with a clear plastic cover, I’m or about out of ROI on this IP.*

So that was a good thing to accomplish. Kind of feel like I’m about 300m out and just kinda collecting everything for the impending pain.

*So I need some of my tax money back kthx.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

My rabbit would totes cut a bish for any amount of Banana. But the lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard to hold the blade
The other, sadly, passed away in August. He had issues, so need to remember that he’s painfree now

Will look into the banana chip thing

Gumbygirl

Picture of the bun!

SonOfSpam

(GTD posts a pic of his ass)

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Gumbygirl

Like you wouldn’t enjoy it, perv!

SonOfSpam

Eh I’ve seen it. Pretty mid.

Gumbygirl

Who has a better one, in your expert opinion?

SonOfSpam

Gotta be Balls, what with all the work it gets

Gumbygirl

Yeah, makes sense

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

This is Lola. She has the survival skills of moth drawn to a flame. Dumber than rocks but cute
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And this is Sexy Rexy. RIP big guy, hoping that bunny heaven is filled with the finest of bananas and Hays and all the spicy hay (cords) one can cut

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Gumbygirl

Beautiful! Rex looks like he knew a thing or two.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I got Spectrum to credit me a few bucks for an issue the same way that Clay Travis lost his virginity – by wearing them down relentlessly.

Horatio Cornblower

The 80’s Sex Farce draft is over, Clay. Take it outside.

SonOfSpam

I was gonna draft The Accused but I figured someone else got it early.

Gumbygirl

You sick bastard! [ I lol’ed]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We could do a draft of inappropriate sex comedy draft picks. With my #1 I’d take Boys Don’t Cry.

Horatio Cornblower

I Spit On Your Grave.

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