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These are your Week 6 Quotables submissions.
A quick Spanish lesson for you Canadian types here:
Rio Nuevo translates to New River and is the name of the downtown revitalization initiative introduced in Chapter 3.
El Rio translates to The River and is the name of one of Tucson City Golf's four remaining municipal golf courses. El Rio exists
I'm flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I left without dropping $5k on turquoise jewelry or paintings of kachina dolls -- so, in a sense, did I really visit Santa Fe? Trick question! It
This week will be the only impeachment submissions day we enjoy. Some of you may not care for it but, let's be honest here, Quotables isn't about the submission captions, it's about the commentist participation. That said, thanks for letting me give it the ol' college try here.
Anyways, at the
Friday, amirite guys and gal readers? My week has been full so, before I get to your Week 3 Quotables results, I just want to say one thing. Because, you know, we joke around here a lot about a variety of topics -- dicks jokes, violence jokes, cte jokes, stereotype
I'm late. And when you're this late, you don't get to talk.
So here. Enjoy you Week 3 Quotables submissions below.
Alright! Week 2! Looks like we're all getting the rust knocked off and....you know, I'm not even going to worry about word count here. What's Hippo gonna do, get rid of me? I'm like the best young player on the NFL/Dick Joke blogging equivalent of the Miami Dolphins. Can't get
What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season and now, like blaxito waking up this morning after managing to undo one of his diaper tabs, NFL viewers are standing in a pile of sh*t
This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work meeting.
So with over 100 comments -- which is very possibly a new this-feature record -- any late (Thursday at about noon or after) submissions may have
I'm not going to stand here and preach to you all about how FOOTBAWL IS BACK! But that's mainly because I'm a hater.
From what I understand, there is no real discernable difference between 2018's contenders/nobodies and 2019's pretenders/somebodies. Unless I missed the part where Joe Flacco is returning the Broncos
Tyrel Jackson Williams: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of the Wednesdayer. This week, as I understand, Peter is preparing to split his time with his normal NFL coverage gig. Is that right Peter?
Peter King: Well, the NFL never stops. Roger Goodell, the brilliant commissioner of the league, has
We've talked quite a bit here about the history of Tucson, Arizona and how foolish they would be ever to sit down with the piranhas that are NFL negotiators regarding the foolish half-cocked Alazona proposal that was briefly floated to fill dormant offseason news cycles that, before signing their extension