I've always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an over $200 billion per year industry and these dollars aren't just thrown around fruitlessly. No sir, modern advertisements utilize pinpoint accuracy to hit a desired customer
As I think was the theme in a rash of Hippo Thoughtz comments yesterday, I too get most of my NFL news from a strict diet of Hippoz, Quotables, and Twizzlers. Which, by the way, did you all know Mark Sanchez was on the Redskins?
I do not understand why east
So it turns out I have a sinus infection. Also, these meds have me all loopy so please see below for your Week 13 action.
Disclaimer: This is absolutely not NFL-related. It's not even sports related. But it is joke-related. Continue at your own discretion. Or go back to working like a chump or reading something other than [DFO] while you sit on the can. Whatever.
As many of you are aware, my wife and I
So Week 12, huh? Well, your injury report information is a novel available here. This isn't important to fired Jacksonville Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett though. Because, you see, he got fired.
Oh, this reminds me -- I was listening to the Cardinals post-game radio show on Sunday (this is actually what
Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you to those of you who politely emailed me to let me know you sent me bitcoin. Your bribe reminder is reflected below. Oh, and Mr Hippo,
INT. BIDWILL RESIDENCE, THANKSGIVING DAY
An unconventional Thanksgiving fare sits untouched on the kitchen counter. Presented on silver platters and crystal serving dishes, the stuffed turkey is replaced with a whole roasted pig. The sides are not typical bowls of mashed potatoes, stuffing, and green beans. Rather, the accompaniments are bowls of
Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways -- that's more the currency around here. That said, as we enter Thanksgiving football day I'd like to shamelessly plug my 2017 Football is Family post.
Anyways, no hype here. Just get to it. Results are still going
Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly). Not that this should really matter for this weekly hit piece but I do try to spread around the attention. But when there’s about four really
Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don't play. If you don't play, you can't win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.
Forgot I owed you these. Please see below.
The Arizona Cardinals.
Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop.
Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also