Week 6 action is here! I don't really know what that means considering we've known who the contenders for Super Bowl L3 are since about November of last year. But for those of you who just enjoy the sport of football and all the hours of commercials each broadcast entails,
NFL UK action kicks off this Sunday. We're also into Spooktober and, assuming Fox didn't bust him out last week, I assume we'll start seeing the return of the robot with the jack-o-lantern head this weekend.
All just gimmicks, of course, to distract you from the on-field product.
Another good distraction? Quotables.
No talk. On to the action.
Little housekeeping up front: while my Cam+Mccaffrey buoyed fantasy team is settling in for my throwaway week (don't worry, this is the last I will talk of fantasy football here -- I just like to mention my strategy because it was stupid, is stupid, and will be stupid post Panthers
My two cents researching this weeks Quotables submissions? Is everyone seeing as much shitty tackling as I am? I mean, I've been watching Arizona march towards 0-16 for three games now so I'm not surprised when they can't bring down a back before he reaches the deep safety (especially when
I have nothing to say that has not already been said. It's definitely been a lemonade-out-of-lemons week here at [DFO] and, while I don't know about the rest of you, I'm off to go drink. Enjoy your Quotables results below.
We are on to Week 2. Lots of pretty enticing football action, eh?
I wouldn't know; I watched ARI at RAMMIT. This looks to be a historically bad Cardinals season.
But enough about me! I hope you all used your extra day of rest to prepare for some big time Quotables action.
And we are off!
"This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium." -Fronkenshteen
Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we didn't play much with the gifs this offseason or preseason, I'm still working out a couple little kinks here but I think you'll have adequate visuals
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Michael Strahan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We're excited to have you here tonight as we, once again, give a derelict father the opportunity to meet his bastard-turned-celebrity child. So, without further ado, let's all
Alright, alright! So how is everyone doing today? My name Sil---bastian….Sebastian Blax and I am here today to continue [DFO]'s preview of all 32 NFL teams! Its early on in the series but we're off to a great start here including our annual treat of Fozz/BAL hate,, honest assessments about
Welcome to your 2018 Green Bay Packers preview. Now, before we get too far into this number, I need to point out that I am not a Green Bay Packers fan. I've really got little against the franchise -- I like that they got the small-town-owns-a-franchise thing going for them,