2025 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

Big Week 8 action, eh? I didn’t see any of it.

Carson Wince is my joke for the week.

My Raiders PSL access got me in early to buy Foo Fighters tickets at the stadium next year. The natural shelf life of band stuff — as you all know; many of you guys seem to be music fans — is one place where my early lifetime delayed-gratitude probably does not pay off in hindsight. I didn’t know how to fun at concerts when I was younger anyways. Now I know how to have fun anywhere.

Also, four floor seats all-in were like a grand. These ticket resalers are absolute criminals. And I doubt they have many honest hustles in their repertoire. But maybe I’m wrong.

Anyways, your Week 8 Quotables submissions are below.