Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
I totally forgot to go look for more dumb quotes somewhere, so yet another week of not a quote for you [in bed]
GTD, with the memory of a goldfish

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Judging by the people in the airport and on this plane not understanding how society (or a plane) works, I think I understand why the family blaxabbath left Tucson.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Redshirt

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This is what I tried to share last night.

Unsurprised

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Whelp, thanks for a funner season than usual, Mariners.

BeefReeferLives

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There’s nothing wrong with this game but it’s just nawt holding my interest for some reason

Doktor Zymm

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“Dad, did you ever go to protests in college?”
“Oh yeah. Gotta exercise those constitutional rights.”
“Well why did you go?”
“Um, well.”
“To meet babes.” (uttered by the youngest child.)
jjfozz

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Touchdown Barcelona.
Got a nice cold Estrella with Jamon Iberico, garlic prawns and some manchego cheese ordered. This place is fucking nuts.
yeah right

That jamon was crying, fatty, sweaty, salty tears of joy as it melted over and coated every single one of my tastebuds.


Then I ordered garlic shrimp and pan tomate and I’ve been here for 2 hours and I’m not sure I’m going home.


As a hat tip to Dok I’m drinking a glass of cava.
yeah right

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I just had a kinda amusing but also annoying ChatGPT about the existence of Wyoming. I wanted to download it and share but it wanted me to log in and then it deleted everything.
But basically just imagine it saying “That’s a brilliant point! Let’s dig into it more deeply, you seem to be talking about social ontology, here is some more info about the things you just mentioned and how it applies to Wyoming being different to Santa’s Village”

It’s actually gotten a lot better in the past year or two but if a real person ever talked that way they would be the most punchable person ever to exist
Doktor Zymm

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There’s a lot of mouth breathers out there, now there’s going to be butt-breathers.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment
Jimbo

— balls
WCS

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Agree with Terran Empire and Republicans. Partially disagree with Democrats and the Federation. Democratic voters are Federation with a Maquis streak. Democratic Party are Paklads with the communication skills of the Tamarians.

Redshirt

Jimbo

WCS

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My daughter and her boyfriend asked us out to dinner tonight. There were no major announcements, (thank the living Christ), and I somehow wound up with the check.

What the fuck?
Horatio Cornblower

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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

yeah right

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If you think about QB development as farming, the Bears take perfectly good seeds and just kinda chuck ’em out back in the shitty patch of land where stuff doesn’t like to grow, then they don’t weed or fertilize them and wonder why their crops are stunted and weak. The Jets grind the seeds to a pulp, mix them with salt, and put them on a rocket to scatter the seed-dust in the atmosphere so there is no chance of them ever sprouting or even being recognizable as a seed ever again.
Doktor Zymm

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I am so glad I don’t need dating apps anymore. However, I do remember some Jay Glazer FOX pregame show injury report style guidelines I had:

1- Any mention of Eat, Pray, Love? OUT
2- Any mention of 50 Shades of Grey? IN
3- Loves to cook? GAME TIME DECISION (Verify with pics)
4- Any mention of travel? IN
5- Mentions valuing friends? OUT (It’s a dating app, not a find a friend app)
ballsofsteelandfury

WCS

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I thought the oysters from Galway bay were monsters but look at this shit.
Fresh oyster with ajoblanco cream and black garlic. Eat the black garlic and try to slurp the oyster.

I’ll keep this as the foreplay because the real orgasm was to follow. This was first bite of birthday dinner in Barcelona.

Didn’t take long to make a motherfucker fall real hard for this insane, chaotic, beautiful, ridiculous and wonderful city.

yeah right

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We can rebuild him. We have the technology. But we aren’t going to bother because he’s….Carson Wentz
Doktor Zymm

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Not a worry in the world.

jjfozz

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one: There is a betting and score fixing controversy in the NBA.
Redshirt

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My entire FF strategy is this:

The Jets will only continue to sink deeper.
blaxabbath

THESE GUYS THE JETS I CALL THEM THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO SINK TO A GREAT DEPTH AND THEN IMPLODE SPECTACULARLY.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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/pedantry alert

I believe it’s Rickey rather than Ricky

/continues being a douchebag
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you new? It’s Rikki
Gumbygirl

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Just responded to the latest directive from on high about how we practice law with “that is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard” so AMA.
Horatio Cornblower

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Watching ESPN talking heads clutch pearls about the NBA gambling scandal is extra funny with the ESPN bet chyron running on the bottom and every other ad is some sports betting BS.
Jimbo

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“we’ll pull that reagan tariff ad…”

“…but not until after the world series”

lmao
fleshwound_NPG

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Spanish food truths as given to me by locals.

1- Spanish coffee is “Shit.” Word for word I was told. When they first started producing coffee, the local economy was bad so they were buying cheap coffee beans. To offset the shitty beans, they roasted the beans in sugar. For Flavor!
Turns out this method of roasting creates carcinogens which led to Spanish coffee being banned in the rest of Europe.

2. Spanish butter sucks! There are more pigs than cows – and holy shit do they know their way around pork – and the beef is used as meat. All of the good cheeses are sheeps milk or goats milk so they don’t use cows for dairy
3. Whole little sardines fried, salted and served in a paper cone are fucking Awesome and I need more of that.
4. Paella is only eaten by the locals at lunch. Never dinner. They can tell the tourists because they order paella for dinner.
5. If you put chorizo in paella you may be committing a war crime. More on this in a moment. More beer first.
   yeah right

Dumb question time!

What happens to the bones when you fry the whole sardine? Are they somehow eliminated? Or is shredding the esophagus cool in Spain?
SonOfSpam

I saw shredding the esophagus at coachella last year.
Jimbo

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Had the worst call I’ve had in my 18 months here last night.

I was going to link it, but, you know what? Just go to WTAE dot com or WPXI dot com, and it’s secondary headline. It’s the one involving an infant.

WARNING: Extremely disturbing. If you don’t want to read it, that’s perfectly fine.

I love yinz. Lots going on tonight, so I need distractions. Let’s get at it.
WCS

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“Wow, no one saw these jets coming”

-US intelligence, 2001
Jimbo

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“Hey, kids aren’t home. Wanna get naked?”
“Sure, but kickoff is like 20 minutes away.”

Yes, I am a master of romance.

(It’s not like I needed the full 20 minutes. Five would have sufficed.)
jjfozz

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Mohegan Sun urging people to gamble on their app between throwing balls to their dogs is surely a good sign for society.
Horatio Cornblower

I’m waiting for the day when the Mashantucket Pequots from Foxwoods go to war with the Mohegans. That would be the most exciting thing to happen in Connecticut since they invented steamed burgers!
Gumbygirl

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Jonathan Taylor really has all the tools out there. I just know he’s making Tim Allen proud.
The Maestro

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What is Catch: Garbage Time edition!
Redshirt

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Complete and total meltdown in the second half. All that’s missing is Qaron to fracture his throwing arm while flailing around in a hissy fit, arguing with a ref.
WCS

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