Saturday of Basketballing Open Thread

King Hippo - March 22, 2025March 21, 202585

YES, the portrait of honoUr goes to McNeese, for gifting us the fun story of Day One AND a fine coach-in-waiting for my Wolven Sort. Will Wade preaches "radical transparency/honesty" and I am 100% on board. This is as universally beloved a move as I can recall NC State making

Sexy Friday – 20250321

Mr. Ayo - March 21, 2025March 21, 2025129

TGIF! Let's make this quick, there's March Madness! *checks DFO bracket* Cool, cool, cool. 25th out of 26. Thanks BFC for keeping me out of last. Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're playing around will a little flame and manage to light yourself on fire. Here's a handy guide. Stop. Don't

Request Line: Hoop Dreams

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 21, 2025March 21, 2025157

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent. The studio lights come on to reveal DJ 3000' in sleep mode. In the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard. --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW:

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Frisco Kid

Sharkbait - March 21, 2025March 21, 202527

Hey! We made it! I don't know about you all but once again this week just took it out of me. But at least we've got college basketball to keep us company in the afternoon while we pretend to work. Even I get sucked into it, and I know fuck

Basketball Takes Over: An Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 20, 2025March 20, 2025129

This weekend is one of them few times that the NFL gets outshone and I'm here for it. The Shield has become ubiquitous and rarely takes a backseat to anything anymore. The Kentucky Derby? Take your silly hat back home with you. The Indy 500? An Irsay DUI would get

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND/ CEMETERY-3

DJ TAJ - March 20, 2025March 17, 2025102

Tell me you don't see the very face of evil in that stonewall, please tell me you don't see it! A quick jaunt aside. I don't know how I write. You call that shite writin? I usually smoke a bowl and drink a beer or seven then lean over a keypad and see

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise

Senor Weaselo - March 19, 2025March 19, 202565

To whom, or Whom? Doesn't particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgP87TL2u0 Which is to say Padre Weaselo came home Friday afternoon and, minus having to take some time from the strenuous bits of musicianing (people asking for "Piano Man" on request: it's at least a hundred) and also the strenuous bits

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 1 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2025March 16, 202511

As you may remember, the Opening Round turned into a disaster with two out of the four games getting cancelled due to Cyclone Arthur. Thus, I decided to NOT write a recap last week for two games. That means this week you get a recap for those two games

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2025March 16, 202519

ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom! I’m there! Aggh! Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom drone on about getting food for the house. Like she needed to be reminded about eating! As if! Duh. She got out of the truck and started walking. Dave watched

Let The Smadness Begin – The DFO 2025 NCAA Basketball Playoffs Preview

SonOfSpam - March 18, 2025March 18, 202565

Well, the Ides of March have passed, and there were no emperor stabbings. I did not vote by double-secret absentee military fake ballot for my senators to spend the Ides idly. Alas, we must find other distractions until football season starts anew. So we'll turn our attention to the hardwood and

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - March 18, 2025March 17, 202529

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:The darkness always lies

Monday Evening Thread – There has to be a morning after

ArmedandHammered - March 17, 2025March 17, 202565

Still working on the Synod of Prophecy, trying to pin it down to be entertaining and actually make sense seems to be eluding me, and yes, I have tried both sober and stoned, still no luck. Plus, Noir seems to be ill and I have been paying a lot of