Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)

Senor Weaselo - April 2, 2025April 2, 202573

Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did that already and am waiting to see if I get anything back from my estimates or whether DOGE has finished raiding the Treasury. It’s a little less

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 3 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - April 2, 2025April 1, 202522

This week, we found out that Hawthorn is really good, West Coast continues to be really bad, and St. Kilda probably doesn't suck as much as they used to. *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 3 Results The AFL Round 3 Highlights https://youtu.be/Syg15zcxd9Q?si=IO9kEgGHEaXsG51k https://youtu.be/052CDteBOyI?si=gMxAgyeXI-qAWTbb https://youtu.be/ELN7PpoQIoo?si=P6Bxm24UkZzLf0_w https://youtu.be/raNURbxcHDo?si=H-IRNT4HOiDD84aZ https://youtu.be/1ZjW_NHVSzI?si=bTjds8nomTIb7zN7 https://youtu.be/sH3Bac0P4Zo?si=FCvpgd373lH-939- https://youtu.be/7d5G3Ry4mPA?si=6hZHHQMHwZ-8N7gn https://youtu.be/A00gtyICivc?si=QV5qdHziKl23EEwI AFL Round 4 Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments If it weren't

Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 1, 2025April 1, 2025113

It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO LONG. Listen: the GMs aren't going to get any smarter between now and the end of April. No Pro Day is going to demonstrate some new and

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - April 1, 2025March 31, 202551

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is: No man really knows

Monday Evening Open Thread – Better Late Than Never

Open Threads

ArmedandHammered - March 31, 202596

Evening. I forgot today was Monday and did not get anything of any import/consequence written for this evening. Not sure what is going to be on sports wise, but I am pretty sure that there is baseball and hockey on some channels. May those of you in our much politer

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked

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Horatio Cornblower - March 31, 2025March 30, 2025157

Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as the UConn Hockey Team Made Up As Individuals Identifying As Male lost in OT of the NCAA play-offs, with a chance to go to their very first

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: By Request for LemonJello! Osso Buco and Polenta!

yeah right - March 30, 2025March 29, 202591

Good morning and welcome back one and all. It's official. I'm already sick of the March Madness thing. It has NOTHING to do with the fact that my bracket sucks hyena balls, I swear. Besides, BASEBALL IS HERE! Glorious, glorious baseball. How I've missed you. I've found that over the years my sports

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-9

ballsofsteelandfury - March 29, 2025March 29, 202568

I apologize for using last week's boob drawing as the banner image. Not only did I break DFO policy on full frontal nudity, not only did I make two commentists come unexpectedly , but I also, and this is the worst sin of all, fucked up a joke that DJ

Flacco Eight Weekend

King Hippo - March 29, 2025March 28, 2025107

Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it's STILL not chalky enough to get out of the mucky middle in the DFO pool. 3W Guns Up!! (+6.5) v. 1W Florida (6:09, TBS) This is the only Sabado fixture worth

Sexy Friday – 20250328

Mr. Ayo - March 28, 2025March 28, 2025103

TGIF! We're still in the midst of March Madness. So let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition We've all been there. Had a few too many, got excited and started doing crimes. But this time, you got caught and they're throwing you in the pokey for the evening. Here's some tips

Request Line: NFC South

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 28, 2025March 28, 202587

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY In a change, all the lights in the studio are on, and a conversation is taking place... DJ 3000': ...AND SO I'M SEEING ALL THESE ADVANCES IN AUTOMATION TECHNOLOGY AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THEY'RE QUICKLY REACHING THE POINT WHERE HUMAN LABOR IS