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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Black Widows!
Guten Tag drones! I went into my notes for this week’s topic and found that, at some point during the off-season, I had scribbled…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh, That’s Where They Wound Up
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from me having to see ads for shows like The Voice or, even worse, The Masked Singer.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Keep That Power On!
Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week’s draft topic, it’s just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!
Guten Tag, Drones. We’re excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post
Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you’re probably thinking…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.
Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?
Guten Tag drones. Let’s make this quick. I’ve just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nailed It! (Not Blair Walsh Edition.
Guten Tag drones. Once again I’ve left this to the last minute. I thought I’d have Monday off, but then a deposition I thought…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches
(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter…
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