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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Black Widows!

Guten Tag drones! I went into my notes for this week’s topic and found that, at some point during the off-season, I had scribbled…

Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from me having to see ads for shows like The Voice or, even worse, The Masked Singer.…

Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don’t rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, ‘Breadshirt,’…

Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week’s draft topic, it’s just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company,…

Guten Tag, Drones. We’re excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position…

Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you’re probably thinking…

Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…

Guten Tag drones. Let’s make this quick. I’ve just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and…

Guten Tag drones. Once again I’ve left this to the last minute. I thought I’d have Monday off, but then a deposition I thought…

(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter…