Today, we get to know which team will join Manchester City in the next round and how many goals City will score on those poor boys from Switzerland.
To the games!
Manchester City v Basel
Balls: If I remember correctly, we all correctly predicted that City would win and score at least 3 goals.
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse.
Manchester City @ FC Basel (2:45 EST, FS2)
King Hippo: Easy preview first - teh snuff film. FC Basel ain't even in first in the goddamned Swiss League this season, whilst Man City is
This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating last season. Stupid Doug Marrone.
Our beloved Jaguras, despite the even week, had the P*ts beat. They were clearly the better side, and had a fantastic gameplan that
Didya get that looking glass I sentcha? Cause we about to crash right through that mofo....
Week 19 started much like Week 5, with #OddWeekJaguras punching Yinzburgh in the mouth. Much CBS Narrative was foiled. But this time, down 28-7...Stillers fought back and made a game of it. And what a
Hey, I guess 1 outta 2 ain't bad?
Contrary to popular opinion, I stand by my assertion that Iggles/Falcons was a really good footballing contest. At least in the 2nd half, when the yips settled down. It was more about hard-hitting, proper DEFENSING FOOTBAW, like in days of yore. When I was
Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening. Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! loss. UGH.
They will be back, and better than ever. Your smug victory is fleeting, Balls.
On to Sunday. Good Lord, did #EvenWeekJaguras ever show up. Unfortunately, that
Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play. To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups:
#5 Tennessee Titans at #4 Kansas City Chefs (4:20, ESPN/ABC)
As always, KC gets the worst time slot whenever they are part of the tournament. I do believe
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved, coked-up RedZone Guy, we are all counting on you.
Everybody shits on #ThePauls (who got their brains beat in by the Bearistocrats!) but the Falcons are just
It was a week that gave us definitive answers on "Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?"
Odd Week Jaguras welcomed the sad-sack, imaginary side from Yooooouuuuston, with toe owie Hopkins. They held out Leonard Fournette. Marquise Lee got injured early. Neither mattered in the slightest. 45-7. Yeah, if
Week 14 had snow angels. Huzzah.
Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics. It was beautiful anarchy. Jacoby Brissett led a late, 50-play scoring drive and looked to have won the game 8-7, but OPI forced them to try an NFL first for
Hey, when you follow up a craptastic day of JV GAMBLOR with a beautiful 6-match unbeaten run (sullied only by a longshot moneyline bet on Los Gigantes, which didn't play out THAT crazy), you give the number its props.
There's no luck in Buffalo, where the usual P*ts hammering also came
I hope everyone enjoyed the wonder that is football, the perfect escape from the foul clutches of family. On to the most Monday of Mondays.
Shit, those late fixtures were pretty good, eh? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!, urged on by a screaming, packed house was able to turn back the Saints, 26-20. Aided