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  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl, 2025 Season

    February 9, 2026

    Don’t let the Very Silly Q4 fool you – this was a defensive battle, with great strategy and even better execution (especially by SEA). …

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – End Week, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – End Week, 2025 Season

    January 5, 2026

    Fuck a duck, we’ve made it all the way through Season del Regular.  We now can look forward to (i) the best 3 weeks…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2025 Season

    December 29, 2025

    Huzzah, last time my old arse has to think until 2026! Congratulations to #ThePauls, who were 7 yards away of Pauling away their game-long…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2025 Season

    December 22, 2025

    This week, a personal first – ah don’t recall a full slate of 1p window games EVAR all final before 4:05 kickoffs.  Shit, it’s rare…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2025 Season

    December 15, 2025

    Oh, so much chaos.  So many ded.  THE RETURN OF KING LASERFACE!!  This, this was our Week 15.  Let’s peruse. That return?  Old Man…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2025 Season

    December 8, 2025

    On this last weekemd of byes, you have to truly appreciate the depth and breadth of Bring out yer DED!! across The Shield’s domain.  God…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2025 Season

    December 1, 2025

    Welcome to The Shield’s food coma weekend, where we all groan in sweatpants-clad regret.  A good portion of the competent (and even cromulent) squadrons…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2025 Season

    November 17, 2025

    Wasn’t a great slate in JV ball, but The Shield made up for it, with a heavy hitting Sunday. OK, didn’t start out aces,…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2025 Season

    November 3, 2025

    With this week, we cross the halfway threshold.  One feels the existential dread, knowing it will too soon be not-FITBAW season.  To the fixtures!…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2025 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2025 Season

    October 27, 2025

    A remarkably condensed FITBAW day, what with no Euro-fixture, plus a non-mandatory puppy abortion SNF that I will not even mention in passing (I…

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