Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season

Sometimes, everything sucks all at once.  This was my sportsball weekend.  Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know that Stephen Gostkowski missed TWO extra points yesterday?  I mean, the P*ts still won 43-fucking-0, so maybe it escaped your attention.  Shit, even if you took all

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season

Yes, we assemble together again.  Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk.  But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no substitute for the beautiful, mathematical violence that is professional football. And wouldn't you know - we get treated right away to a game like Fuck Lions/Qardinals (hat

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2018 Season

Jesus Christ, y'all.  How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that?? Yes, there was an early game, too.  John Harbaugh was too stubborn to go to Mr. Elite, or to change up his gameplan until waaaayyyyy too late.  In schoolyard ball time, Lamar! did lead his Ratbirds to 2 TDs.  But

Christmas Eve Instant Hippo Thoughts (Week 16, 2018 Season)

Ho, ho, ho, here are some things we know! Congratulations to Breesus Christ and disciples, winner of home field throughout the NFC playoffs!  The Saints continued to look a bit wobbly, but much like a weeble, they managed not to fall down (again).  Cognizant of his opponent, Coach Epps tried a

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2018 Season

The calm before the storm, maybe?  If Week 15 felt a little anti-climactic, that is because it was so. But although an expected outcome in just an average-played game...CONGRATULATIONS to the NFC North Champion Bearistocrats!  Twas a combination of effective defense, and solid quartered backing, which is absolutely the Chi**** script.  As