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Sexy Friday – 20241122
TGIF! Have to make this a shorty today what with not having power since Tuesday and none expected until Saturday. But that’s a me…
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Last Stop at Hamlin
“Look, it’s the question you’re always going to ask. But that’s your focus; not mine. I don’t have fear. Fear stifles our thinking and…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2023 Season
Oh, it was a rainy Sunday on the East Coast, including at the HippoLair. I tried to nap, truly. As with most things in…
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The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)
INTERIOR, REPUBLIC RECORDS LOBBY. A DESPONDENT RECORD EXECUTIVE SITS ON A BENCH, WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST STANDING PRIEST: The relationship…is dead. RECORD EXECUTIVE: No.…
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The Man in the Arena
Sebastian Blax craned his neck in an attempt to catch a glance of the must-be approaching light rail between the crossing traffic. The train…