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The Prometheus of Tyranny
Billionaire Los Angeles Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, drives east from the coast on Interstate Highway Number 15 to scout out amenities for his squad’s…
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Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!
banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: “Gee whiz, Ma I can’t believe…
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VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story
As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone…
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…
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Time Enough at Last
Jameis Winston, professioanal quarterback and player for the National Football League’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, studies the defense presented before him as he approached his…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)
Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…
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The Deadlyest Catch
On Halloween night, hours after the doorbell ceased ringing and the post bar-crawl traffic had evaporated, a man sits alone in his Los Angeles…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 1)
The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night, While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly…
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The Blair Walsh Project
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: “Hey Laura? I think I’ve got…