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An Occurrence in East Rutherford
Eli Manning: Alright Giants, play’s a YZ Skipcat. Odell, we got you on this one. It’s a little slant but I’m gonna hit you high…
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DFO Halloween Stories: Michael
Sheriff Gonagettcha sipped his coffee, staring silently at the single streak of scorched rubber on the asphalt. He followed its path to its termination…
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Stephen King’s The Shanking
[INTERIOR, BILLS TEAM HEADQUARTERS] TERRY PEGULA: Thank you for coming in to interview for the caretaker position. As you know, we generally shut the…
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March of the Ram Man
We come across a man, our main character, walking across the Eads Bridge. His first name is Chris — last name unknown and equally…
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The 2016 “Houston Texans” Preview
George Berkeley was an eighteenth-century Irish philosopher who’s primarily known for his ideas on immaterialism (later known as “subjective idealism”). This idea…
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CrimeBeat!: Now With Extra Preservatives!
Gentlemen and ladies- I would like to formally retract my “this year’s draft is boring and too drawn out” statements. Not the “drawn out”…
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CrimeBeat!: For Whom The Bell-End Tolls
It was another boring week here at CrimeBeat!- no one went batshit at the Combine, there were no Fax Machine Malfunctions at the franchise…
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DFO’s Spooktacular Halloween in review
Halloween is over and everyone is recovering from alcohol poisoning or diabetic shock ( A typical Sunday/Monday if you’re Andy Reid). Or maybe you…