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Oscars 2019 Preview and Open Thread: We Got to Move These Acclaimed Motion Pictures. We Got to Move These Short Nominees.
Welcome to Oscars Evening, Commentists! I’m back, and I’ve got some more capital-T Takes on these awards, specifically the prestige categories, the short films,…
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Oscars 2019 Preview: I Have Eaten The Polar Bears That Were In Your Ice Cap
Happy Oscar weekend! In past years, I know, I’ve spread this out a little more, but there were a few key films I had…
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Oscars 2019: Tell Homeland Security – We Are The Noms
Welcome to late January! It’s a time we at DFO most associate with bitching that the goddamned Patriots are in the stupid fucking Super…
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Oscar Night 2018 Open Thread
Good evening, Commentists! It’s Oscar night, and I’m here to set the stage for your finest cinematological dick jokes. Here are the nominees for…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Salute Your Shorts
The animated features and short films are, collectively, some of my favorite awards-season categories. There’s almost always something in there that’s as good as…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake
Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I’m cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here’s a status update: I have three more feature films…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Awards for Nerds
Good afternoon, Commentists. We’re a week from Oscar night, and and my plan was to cover all the “technical categories” today, but that was…
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Oscar Preview 2018: The Films No One Watches
Good afternoon, Commentists. We’re ten days from the Oscars, and I believe that this will finally be the year that I can claim to…
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‘A Christmas Prince’ for Best Picture: Oscar Nomination Predictions and Discussion Thread
Good morning! Condolences to any of you who are actually awake when this goes live. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will…
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Oscar Preview 2017: Ya Betta Act, Someboday (or, Open Thread)
In the last day or two before the Academy awards, I like to try to expand my horizons and watch a few of the…