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Never Mind, I’ll Do It Myself: Your 2020 Houston Texans Preview
There is a running gag at Door Flies Open that the Houston Texans are a fictional NFL team, so nondescript and devoid of character…
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Boots On The Ground: Actual Live Sports!
Ever since the Coronavirus unleashed its plan to colonize our bodies with weapons-grade cooties, the world had been denied the joys of attending live…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Line Items In Trump’s 2019 Budget
A deadly, destructive beam Being an international disgrace A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in Upper class twits Silly DC Russians Notoriously…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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A Selekshun Uff Phrases From Recent Posts Zat Vould Make Goot Werner Herzog Moofie Titles
My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs…
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Sunday Gravy with Why Eagles Why: Smoked Beef Brisket
When I got the idea to do a post about smoking, I asked yeah right if it was cool with him; I didn’t want to…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…
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Your Friday The 13th Open Thread
Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the…
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Theatre Review: Ho Ho Horrendous
An unavoidable part of every critic’s job is sitting through the bad as well as the good. It is simply a hazard of the…
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The Tale of The Texan
A few years ago, on Halloween night, a lovely young lady consented to accompany me on a date. HEY, COME BACK, THAT’S NOT THE…