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The DFO Interview: Scott Hanson
“Honey, where’s my pajama pants with the little helmets on them?” I’m catching up with Scott Hanson at home as he gets ready for…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes
“…arbitrary and sanctimonius…” “…a long way down from the unrelenting quality of…” “…this two-year vet that’s just aching to blossom…” “…its transient, opaque identity…”…
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I Know What You Did This Summer (With My Money)
As I no longer live in the USA, and am gainfully employed, I have subscribed to NFL Game Pass. It’s basically NFL Sunday Ticket…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Titles For MFA Student Poems
Until They Are Blackened And Seared Before The Last Root Gives Way Our Collective Dark Secret The Freedom Of Murderers Sometimes A Girl Our…
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Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview
Because you’re a discerning group, I’ve assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Coopers
I wanted to do a Kommenter Beer Barrel post on Australian beers, but most of the good Aussie beers are not exported to the…
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Time To Get Silly
In honor of Monty’s sober meditation on God and the universe, I thought I’d lighten the mood a bit and describe a very odd…