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Your “In A Slow News Cycle, Bad Press Is Worse Press” Thursday Evening Open Thread
CFL News: In a move that hopefully doesn’t have to force Maestro to Ctrl+F all his CFL posts, the Edmonton Eskimos announced this afternoon…
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Your “WHADDYA MEAN THERE’S NO HOCKEY?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Devil went down to Georgia, and he was looking for a Bears playbook to steal: Chicago Bears first-round pick Roquan Smith…
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Your “A Whole Lot Of Pomp For Very Little Circumstance” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Brandon Marshall is no longer a NY Football Giant. Days after saying there was “no room for Dez”, the Giants have claimed…
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Selfieman
“Come on man, do it.” “No, I don’t want to.” “What, are you SCARED?!” “No! I just…don’t want to do it!” “You’ll never have…
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Hard Knocks: Fare Thee Well Intrepid Traveler
We bid adieu to another installment of Hard Knocks. Last preseason game and final round of cuts should feature prominently tonight. Good bye Houston,…
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Hard Knocks: A Day in the Life of a Brian Cushing Brain Cell
5:00 AM: Time to wake up, another day at training camp. 5:15 AM: Let’s have some breakfast [insert command (ic): unscrew bottle cap, ingest…
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Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition
What’s in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of…
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Hard Knocks: Behold Bill O’Brien’s Ass Chin Open Thread
JJ Watt workouts! Bill O’Brien swearing like a Deadwood extra for no reason! Brian Cushing may do something or not! It’s Hard Knocks with…