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JJ Watt workouts! Bill O’Brien swearing like a Deadwood extra for no reason! Brian Cushing may do something or not!
It’s Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans week two open thread.
Seriously, that’s the quite the chin ass.
Hard Knocks: Behold Bill O’Brien’s Ass Chin Open Thread
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Behold! Someone who cares about the Texans:
http://deadspin.com/this-woman-does-not-like-us-making-fun-of-the-texans-1724891701
And you sire are no Tom Brady
lolololololololololol
Hey the 9ers, could anyone explain what happen to them during the offseason.
Join the 20 team madness league!
Cushing looks like he would be pretty good at watching a door
Join the 20 team madness league!
I wonder how many forced “fucks” there will be tonight.
–FSU Security
Also if those fucks are given.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/11985a558765823059cc699c73122921/tumblr_nocrslusqO1uuwke6o2_250.gif
“There’s only two quarterbacks in the league who can do that” Quote of the night.
Who can force a fuck? I’m going Big Ben and Shameless Jameis for 500 Alex.
I miss Big Vince more than words can say. I’d watch him file his feet down for 24 hours straight if in return he resigned with the Pats.
Wait is Wilfork sweating through his cleats?
Yes, Vince Wilfork sweats while he eats.
Every shirt Wilfork wears turns into a Hypercolor shirt by the third blink after dressing. I’m a big guy, and I sweat, too, but that motherfucker could end the drought in CA if someone could figure out how to desalinate that shit.
Such language… but what about the children? Won’t someone think about the children?
“Go get QBs, no really if you can capture a QB that would be great”
Cause the QB is just like a towel on the ground!
Nice
If you can’t complain about your shitty QB situation to your Barber, than who can you complain to?
A lot of these drills are bullshit, designed to look cool on TV.
“JAY JAYYYYYYYYYYY! JAY JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! JAY JAY WAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!”
Ugh. No. We’ve found our series villain.
Dropping more F-Bombs than an episode of the Sapranos
Fine. I guess I’ll just liveblog the first episode.
The music choices are awful.
You know we’ve all probably been focusing on how much of a tool JJ Watt is, but if this were any other season Hopkins would be right up there.
But what about his $5000 faux-Europe designer Yorkshire Terrier tote bag?
Media PR speak training session.
Do they not have it on HBO now at the start time?
Vince Wilfork talking about food alert.
I’m putting the O/U on the amount of time it takes for the first extended scene of a JJ Watt work at 3.25 minutes.
I’ll take the under
Can we make a deal? If we’re going to do open threads of Hard Knocks, Ballers, and/or True Detective, can we get someone’s HBO Go login? Just sayin’…
I told you guys, you are not getting access to those 3 softcore porn movies through me.
My dad has a Nicki Minaj-level butt chin. Thing is serious.
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