Its Bye time for the Texans and Houston

/insert witty paragraph //insert asinine youtube clip #content   Now let's get down to business! What I Said "The fanbase is achieving sentience as they are starting to talk about rookie Deshaun Watson and how long Tom Savage will keep the starting spot warm for him." Half a game, Savage lasted half a game. Since then Watson has

Coach Duchess Takes a Knee

*Blows Whistle     Alright everybody bring it in! Take a knee, boys. Skylar god damn it I said take a knee not two a knee. Taking two knees are for girls, and you'll understand that when you get older. Now shut up everyone listen while I am talking to you. See boys this

25 Questions…

ahem... Wheres My Theme Music? Life is like playing for the Hurricanes, here on This Blog Footballs, laserfaces,  Jets fail, it's a damn blog Might watch a miss field goal, or write about aliens in history! 25 Questions (woo oo) Thursday Duchess is out there making, 25 Questions (woo oo) Questions of daring-do anal and pop Culture Questions (woo

25 Questions about… Cutler to the Dolphins

  Have you ever gone to a bar and found that your favorite bartender was replaced by some guy named Steve? Well, I'm Steve, what can I get you?   How many Chicago Bears fans have now made the Dolphins their AFC team? Is anyone really surprised he choose to get paid $10

Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news

ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust right here right now! I have scoured my team sources and found out that the top 10 draft class is already circling the drain and may be

Duchess Goes to the Movies – Spider-Man Homecoming

I watched Spider-Man Homecoming, and I loved the movie. I want to see more. I want to see this Spider-Man on a weekly basis learn about his powers and become the Amazing Spider-Man.  The supporting cast is excellent, who wouldn't want to see more of Michael Keaton? More Happy? Yes

A Rational Look at the Bears 1st Round Trade

So, for the most part, folks are crapping on the Bears for moving up one spot from 3 to 2 in order to draft a franchise QB. The common consensus is that the Bears gave up a lot in order to move up one spot. But did they? Now yes I