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2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts – 2020 Edition
Two things this past year has brought me unbridled joy. The two things almost seem like they are dichotomy opposed. See, my girlfriend struggles…
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Its Bye time for the Texans and Houston
/insert witty paragraph //insert asinine youtube clip #content Now let’s get down to business! What I Said “The fanbase is achieving sentience as they are…
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Coach Duchess Takes a Knee
*Blows Whistle Alright everybody bring it in! Take a knee, boys. Skylar god damn it I said take a knee not two…
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Duchess Destroys Hurricane Harvey… Relief Efforts
Tragedies can bring this country together. It is when friends and strangers are in need the best of us shine through. Or that’s what…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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25 Questions…
ahem… Wheres My Theme Music? Life is like playing for the Hurricanes, here on This Blog Footballs, laserfaces, Jets fail, it’s a damn blog…
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25 Questions… A Very Special Episode
“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the…
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25 Questions about… Cutler to the Dolphins
Have you ever gone to a bar and found that your favorite bartender was replaced by some guy named Steve? Well, I’m Steve,…
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Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news
ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust…