25 Questions about… Cutler to the Dolphins

Have you ever gone to a bar and found that your favorite bartender was replaced by some guy named Steve? Well, I’m Steve, what can I get you?

1. How many Chicago Bears fans have now made the Dolphins their AFC team?
2. Is anyone really surprised he choose to get paid $10 Million dollars to play for the Dolphins as opposed to sitting in the booth?
3. Was he that upset when he found out you can’t smoke in the booths anymore?
4. Will this mean we may get more excerpts from the Tao Te Cutler this season?
5. Does this instantly upgrade the Maimi Quarterback play?
6. Tannehill’s douchiness has been very underrated with Cutler, Sanford, and King Troll Douche Brady (not Brady Quinn) soaking up all the press don’t you think?
7. Does knowing that Cutler supported Trump change anything for you?
8. Speaking of Tom Brady who else is hoping the Dolphins go 2-0 vs. the Patriots?
9. What about 3-0 with the impending wild card game between the two held in Miami?
10. Do you think Brandon Marshall wishes he was back in Miami?
11. Does Brandon Marshall know he’s on the Giants this year and not the Jets?
12. Who will have more carries this year Jay Ajayi or Jaxson Wyatt Cutler?
13. Did Kristin Cavallari agree to this since the Maimi high schools were tricked by anti-vaxxers into showing bullshit documentaries?
14. If so do you think she even knows that happened in Miami Australia, not Florida?
15. The kid’s names are Jaxson Wyatt and Saylor James, which parent do you think is responsible for the first name and which one for the middle name?
16. With that said did you know that Jay is not even short for anything?
17. Do you think he has at one point tried to convince himself that his parents did that as a nod to the Sanskrit word for victory?
18. Is Kristin Cavallari the new Gwenith Paltrow or is she the new Jenny McCarthy, minus the nudity?
19. Is this where Balls would insert a question about anal sex?
20. Why isn’t Balls doing this?
21. Did you know coming up with 25 questions is hard?
22. Are we still doing phrasing?
23. Archer was decent this past season, but it’s kind of good that they are calling it quits next year right?
24. Did you know Archer was initially going to be called Duchess?
25. Who would have thought that I would have stuck with the name longer than them?