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This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room.…

BUTT PILLOWS. YES, THEY ARE! Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. Zymm, of all people, posted the image below: I was, naturally,…

SEX DOLL DILDO CATALOGS. Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. As we have mentioned in the past, we get a lot of…

This: Just so you know, this was being passed around in the Clubhouse and several DFOers had … questions. I volunteered to write this…

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…

It was my birthday Monday, so I guess we’re doing one of those kinds of posts. (It was also The Maestro’s birthday Monday, confirming…

Greetings, and welcome to yet another Tuesday bowling night. Tonight I am heading out to compete in week 23 of 27. More than six…

Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer…

Sweet mother of god, it’s Tuesday already. The never ending holiday of angry traffic and wet socks took place over what seemed like a…

The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…